That's My Story

Collin Raye

I came in as the sun came up
She glared at me over her coffee cup
She said, "Where you been?"
So I thought real hard and said
"I fell asleep in that hammock in the yard"
She said, "You don't know it, boy, but you just blew it"
And I said, "Well, that's my story and I'm stickin' to it"

That's my story, oh, that's my story
Well, I ain't got a witness and I can't prove it 
But that's my story and I'm stickin' to it

I got that deer in the headlights look
She read my face like the cover of a book, and said
"Don't expect me to believe all that static"
Cause just last week I through that hammock in the attic
My skin got so thin you see right through it
And I started that's my story and I'm stickin' to it

That's my story (that's my story)
Oh, that's my story (that's my story)
Well, I ain't got a witness and I can't prove it 
But that's my story and I'm stickin' to it

You know the time comes 
When a wise man knows the best thing that he can do 
Is just look her up in the eye
And beg for mercy and face the bitter truth

Well, honey me and the boys played cards all night
Wasn't no hanky panky not a woman in sight
I know I shoulda called and baby, I'm, I'm really sorry
Let's get a cellular phone then you, you won't have to worry
You know how much I love you, darling, I'm ready to prove it
And that's my story and I'm stickin' to it

That's my story (that's my story)
Oh, that's my story (that's my story)
Well, I ain't got a witness and you know I can't prove it 
But that's my story and I'm stickin' to it

You know I ain't gonna do a thing
Thought that unless you approve it
And that's my story and I'm stickin' to it