Yo wassup? Well, accordign to the rumours flying around today, pretty much...everything! Hahaha...here are some of Hanson's past rumours that particularly made me laugh...well...you just have to!
Zac died in a car wreck...oh man...this one is literally the classic Hanson rumour...EVERYONE knows it...
One of them is going out with Leanne Rimes...yet another classic. Because we say it is. Anyway, I personally feel it's none of my business if one of them did go out with her...I'd laugh...
This one was from years ago...they're not brothers. I laugh. I wish I wasn't related to my brother, but I guess I can't just go and get reborn in another family.
One of them has girlfriends...three words...LEAVE...THEM...ALONE. If they wanna see somebody (in THAT way) then leave them to it...there's more fish in the sea (looks out of the window dreaming of someone who is veeeeeeery nice, and not from Hanson)
Okay...this is the very last girlfriend rumour I'm putting up cos I've heard them all before, and I'm sure you have to. Okay. Isaac kissed a girl when he was little, and she ran home crying. I have no idea how my friend found this one out. I mean, what is she? A detective? (This friend of mine can barely count to 20, that's what's so weird...)
Zac puts the milk in the bowl before the cereal. My brother used to do that. I'm not sure if Zac did, let alone really give a cow's butt. All I know is, I called my brother weird. I got punched. I regretted it. Next one...
Taylor only likes the colour red cos he's a vampire...hahaha...I read a good story about Taylor being a vampire...I'll try finding that link again. Oh yeah, I don't think he can fit blood sucking into his ahem, busy schedule.
Another one about Taylor...he has a sixth toe...hahaha...wow...can I have three hands? Imagine...three hands...you could do tonnes of things, think of the possibilities! Oh yeah, I don't think he does, but then again, I'm not a toe inspector.
One rumour, which came out in 1998 was that Diana had a son named Alex, born on January the 23rd, 1998. I wonder where they keep him? If he's kept inhumanly...I'm getting the RSPCA on them... Okay, okay, funny one. Mackensie (you know, the little guy) wrote Mmmbop. Was he even alive at that point? No wait...he sent telepathic waves to Isaac, Taylor and Zac, telling them to write this repetitive song. And they did. Lol...I don't think that reeeeally happened, do you?
Taylor is going out with Amy Osbourne. Until about a year ago, when I first heard this, I didn't know who she was. And, for the last time...leave them...
actually, they would be so cool together don't ya think?!? I'm kidding...hehehe...
I don't think she did somehow.
