Here are a few jokes that you and your cat can enjoy. :)
Q. How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?
A. NONE, you don't make coats out of cats!!
Q. What's the differance between a cat and lion?
A. The lion's the king of the jungle, but the cat's the king of the house!
If a cat crossed the road to get to the other side... exactly how big was the mouse?