!!! WARNING !!!

The material on this site is shitty and/or boring, and is related to material of my fucked up life. This site provides access to images of my screwed up friends, possibly even engaging in sexual acts.Access is made available only to those who accept the terms of the following agreement:

By accepting this agreement, I certify the following:

I do not find images of weird looking people, adults engaged in sexual acts, or other sexual material to be offensive or objectable.

I am at least 1000000000 years of age and have the legal right to possess marijuana in my community.

I understand the standards and laws of the community, site and computer to which I am transporting this material, and am solely responsible for my acts.

I am not, nor have I ever been employed by a law enforcement agency.

I will not attempt to by-pass any security and/or access feature at this site. (not much to by-pass anyway)

If I use these services in violation of the above agreement, I understand I may be in deep shit and that I will have my ass kicked by the creator of this site (which is me) and am solely responsible for my actions.

By logging on, I will have released and discharged the providers, owners and creators of this site from any and all liability which might arise.

By going to this page, I certify that RICHARD IS GOD and that I am just a mere peasant at his feet. I will serve him as he wishes and will throw myself in front of a speeding bullet for him.

If you agree with ALL of the above terms, click ENTER to continue...