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Why to Hate Your Teachers...

Everyone has teachers, or has had them at least. Some are nice, some aren't. This list is devoted to the worst kind of teachers. If these fit yours, RUN!


-New Curtains

-What SAT scores?

-Gravitational pull

-Weekend?

-Take Home Treats

-Get a Life

-We aren’t their Little Lambs

-Moo

-Cannibalism

-Can’t shave

-Could be a Trekkie

-Run with scissors

-Fake hair

-What dentist?

-Other jobs

-Chew scrap metal

-Wanted to be a physician

-We is all gonna die

-Wanted by the Humane Soceity

-Bad grammar

-Escaped from the pound

-Fashion Police

-Beware the full moon

-Gym Lockers

-They can grade you

-Brown nosers (suck ups)

-Hobbies

-Pest Control

-Periodic Table

-Overhead machine

-Conjugate this, Bub

-B.O.

-8th Amendment

-Down bow! Not Up bow!

-Superiority complex

-Blow! Blow!Blow!!!!!!

-School Food

-Don’t lick the exacto knives

-Break? Yeah, right!

-Clay! Yummy!

-Ever seen “Psycho”?

-FLE

-Stalkers

-The pizza burned!

-Barney

-Stay away from that buzz saw

-Pthagorean Theorum

-Arkansas fire drills

-Polynomials

-SR&R

-Vocab book

-Get off the desk!!!

-Teacher manuals

-Good dog!


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