-New Curtains -What SAT scores?
-Gravitational pull -Weekend?
-Take Home Treats -Get a Life
-We aren’t their Little Lambs -Moo
-Cannibalism -Can’t shave
-Could be a Trekkie -Run with scissors
-Fake hair -What dentist?
-Other jobs -Chew scrap metal
-Wanted to be a physician -We is all gonna die
-Wanted by the Humane Soceity -Bad grammar
-Escaped from the pound -Fashion Police
-Beware the full moon -Gym Lockers
-They can grade you -Brown nosers (suck ups)
-Hobbies -Pest Control
-Periodic Table -Overhead machine
-Conjugate this, Bub -B.O.
-8th Amendment -Down bow! Not Up bow!
-Superiority complex -Blow! Blow!Blow!!!!!!
-School Food -Don’t lick the exacto knives
-Break? Yeah, right! -Clay! Yummy!
-Ever seen “Psycho”? -FLE
-Stalkers -The pizza burned!
-Barney -Stay away from that buzz saw
-Pthagorean Theorum -Arkansas fire drills
-Polynomials -SR&R
-Vocab book -Get off the desk!!!
-Teacher manuals -Good dog!