Voice trumpet: Time for Smelletubbies! Time for Smelletubbies!
Narrator (singing): Stinky Winky! Iksy! Blah-Blah! No! Smelletubbies! Smelletubbies! Please, please GO! (spoken) One day in Smelletubby land, Blah-Blah and Stinky Winky found a barf bag!
Blah-Blah: Ooooohh. Whada?
Stinky Winky: Aoohhno!
Narrator: They didn’t know what it was.
Blah-Blah: Owhah. Whada? Donooooo!!
Stinky Winky: Ahhhoono! Whattissat?
Narrator: Then, Iksy came in.
Iksy: Uh-oh!
Stinky Winky and Blah-Blah: Uh-oh, Iksy!
Iksy: Whada?
Blah-Blah: Dono!
Iksy: Oooohhhh.
Narrator: Then, No walked in. She was walking funny, and was greenish brown instead of her normal red.
Stinky Winky, Blah-Blah, and Iksy: Uh-oh, No!
No: BLLEEEEAAAARRRGGGHHHH!!! (No throws up into the barf bag, and changes color back to red.)
Stinky Winky: Oooh! Isa baf baa!
Narrator: It was a barf bag.
All Four Smelletubbies: Baf baa! Baf baa! Baf baa!
Narrator: Then, they danced until they got motion sick. (The smelletubbies dance, and then start to puke. When the puke clears the screen, spinner thingy is in view.)
All 4: Oooaahhhh!!
Stinky Winky: Stinky Winky!
Iksy: Iksy!
Blah-Blah: Blah-Blah!
No: No!
All 4: Hee hee hee! Har har har!!
Iksy (his stomach lights up): Iksy! Yaay!!
No (her stomach lights up): No! NO!
Iksy: IKSY! Me! Me! Waaahhh!!
No (slaps Iksy and he falls unconscious): Yaah! No! Heh heh heh heh heh!
(A TV clip starts on No’s belly. It opens on an ugly, hairy, fat, and stinky garbage truck driver)
Driver: Howdy! Ah’m Al Jumbo! Ah’m a garbage truck driver! Ah keep the streets from stinkin’ by pickin’ up y’all’s trash. Ah drive ‘round town in mah big truck, take up the trash cans, dump ‘em in the truck, an’- (THUD! The truck crashes into a wall, and the scene returns to the Smelletubbies)
All 4: Again! Again! (the clip runs again, and then the Smelletubbies start to dance. Iksy is still woozy. He trips over the edge of a manhole.)
Narrator: One day, the Smelletubbies found a manhole.
Iksy: Aaahhhweaaahhh! Hole!!
Blah-Blah: Whaddaownthere?
Narrator: Blah blah wondered what was down the hole, so she decided to go down and see. (Blah-Blah climbs into the hole, and gets stuck)
Blah-Blah: Oh, no! Waaaahhhhhh!!!!
Narrator: Blah-Blah was stuck.
Stinky Winky: See. Stuk. Gerrout!
Narrator: Stinky Winky and Iksy tried to get Blah-Blah out of the hole. They tried lots of ways. (Stinky Winky and Iksy try pulling, jumping, hammers, mallets, grease, etc. None of the ways work) None of the ways worked.
Stinky Winky and Iksy: Oh, no!
Narrator: But then, No got an idea. (NO comes in, driving a crane, which is holding a 3 ton weight. She drops the weight onto the other 3 Smelletubbies, and they crash down into the sewer and start dancing.)
All 4: Whee! (the scene switches to a voice trumpet)
Voice trumpet: Time for Tubby bye bye! Time for Tubby bye bye!
All 4: Ahhhhhwww!
Narrator: The sun is falling in the sky. Smelletubbies gonna die!
Stinky Winky: Bye!
Iksy: Bye!
Blah-Blah: Bye!
No: Bye!
All 4: Bye- b- (the sun falls, crushing the Smelletubbies. Then, all goes black.)
THE END
