Dead Baby Jokes

A nice claymation of a dead baby. I found a great Dead Baby page!!

What's the difference between...

...an inner tube and a dead baby?
-The inner tube was still floating in my pool after 2 weeks...
[contributed by Brian Krisch]
...marshmallows and dead babies?
-I don't roast marshmallows in my fireplace...
[contributed by Brian Krisch]
...sushi and dead babies?
-I don't eat fish raw...
[contributed by Dan Rivera]
...an apple and a dead baby?
-I don't eat the skin of an apple...
[Unknown contributor]
...a pile of tires and a pile of dead babies?
-I don't like the smell of burning tires...
[contributed by Nick DeSantis and Ken Keller]
...Poindexter and a dead baby?
-Poindexter can't do math.
[contributed by me]
...Colleen and a dead baby?
-I'd never have sex with Colleen...
[contributed by Dan Watson]
...a bed and a pile of dead babies?
-I didn't sleep on a bed last night.
[contributed by Ken Keller]
...Dirty Sanchez and a dead baby?
-I'd never felch dirty...
[contributed by Jon Forsythe]
...running Track and killing babies?
-Track isn't a spectator sport.
[contributed by me]
...a condom and a dead baby?
-Condoms break less often during sex.
[contributed by Brian Krisch]
...Dirty Sanchez and a dead baby?
-Dirty's toophithes hurt.
[contributed by me]
...toxic waste and dead babies?
-Toxic waste harms the environment.
[contributed by me]
...an onion and a dead baby?
-I cry when cutting an onion.
[contributed by me]
...a basketball and a dead baby?
-A basketball bounces when it's thrown against a wall.
[contributed by Jess]
...me and an abortion clinic?
-They don't pay me to kill babies...
[Unknown contributor]
...a dollar and a dead baby?
-You'd pick up a dollar if you found it on the ground.
[contributed by me]
...buffalo wings and dead babies?
-There's an award for eating wings...
[contributed by Brian Krisch]
...masturbation and killing babies?
-Masturbation is painless.
[contributed by me]
...bestiality and sex with dead babies?
-Bestiality is morally wrong.
[contributed by me]
...chickens and dead babies?
-Ozzy Osbourne stopped biting chickens' heads off 5 years ago.
[contributed by me]
...an acorn and a dead baby?
-The acorn grew after I buried it in my backyard.
[contributed by me]
...grass and and a dead baby?
-I don't cut my grass in the summer.
[contributed by Kevin Smith]
...a cow and a dead baby?
-I don't drink cow's milk...
[contributed by Brian Krisch]
...a horse and a dead baby?
-I need a saddle to ride a horse!
[contributed by Brian Krisch]
...a morgue and a nursery?
-Nothing, if you're a dead baby.
[contributed by me]
...orange juice and dead babies?
-I don't drink orange juice from concentrate.
[contributed by me]
...peaches and dead babies?
-I don't eat canned peaches.
[contributed by me]
...golf balls and dead babies?
Golf balls naturally come with dents.
[contributed by Brian Krisch]
...salad and dead babies?
-I don't toss my salad...
[contributed by Kevin Smith]
...gnomes and dead babies?
-Gnomes don't make good lawn ornaments.
[contributed by me]
...herpes and a dead baby?
-You can't get rid of herpes.
[contributed by Brian Krisch]
...a teddy bear and a dead baby?
-I don't sleep with a teddy bear at night...
[contributed by me]

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