Things I Learned From My Cat 1.Indulge your cravings. 2.Make friends with your food. 3.Always include fresh food in your diet. 4.Eat anything that doesn't eat you first. 5.When in doubt, take a little nibble. 6.Take time to stop and eat the houseplants. 7.If it's not there for your enjoyment, what good is it? 8.The best things in life are free. 9.The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single paw print. 10.Reach for what you want. 11.One person's garbage is some lucky cat's toy. 12.Don't give up...lose interest. 13.You don't have to explain what you're doing. 14.Keep busy between naps. 15.Don't let them know what you're really up to. 16.The worst kind of trouble is the best kind of fun. 17.Genius is often misunderstood. 18.If at first you don't succeed, take a nap. 19.Prioritize....rest and relaxation are important. 20.Napping is an art form. 21.Be finicky. 22.There's no such thing as too much. 23.More is better. 24.If it's not what you ordered, send it back. 25.Curiosity thrilled the cat. 26.Look into it before you commit. 27.Use your head. 28.Look before you sleep. 29.If it isn't messy, it's not creative. 30.Chaos is a sign of creativity. 31.Don't be afraid to make your mark. 32.Look cute when you misbehave. 33.Loving cats is proof of superior intelligence. 34.You can't have too much fun. 35.Express yourself. 36.It doesn't matter where you come from, it matters where you're going. 37.Curiosity never killed anything...except maybe a few hours. 38.When the going gets tough, the tough take naps. 39.Enjoy life, no matter how many you have. 40.A happy cat means a happy household. 41.Why worry? 42.Life is hard...then you nap. 43.If you like it, lie on it. gtdiffee@cox.net BACK Graphics by Mountainwinds AND