A man was walking home alone one night when he hears a
"BUMP...BUMP
...BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he
looks back, making out an image of an upright coffin
banging its way down the middle of the
street toward him. .."BUMP...BUMP
...BUMP..."
The man begins to run toward his home, and the coffin bounces
after him faster...faster...BUMPBUMPBUMP. He runs up to
his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in,
and locks it behind him. The coffin crashes through his door,
with the lid of the coffin clapping BUMP BUMP BUMP on the
heel of the terrified man.
The man rushes upstairs to the bathroom and locks himself in, heart
pounding. With a CRASH, the coffin breaks down the door, coming slowly
towards him, the man screaming, reaches for something, anything...
all he can find is a box of cough drops which he throws at the coffin...
and the coffin stops.
