A camera pans across a desert wasteland. There is a red glow in the sky. Dust blows past as the camera pans by a few skeletons. A city comes into view. Buildings are toppled over. No life is anywhere to be seen. Off in the distance of the city, a bright light can be seen. The camera quickly moves down deserted city streets and zooms in closer. As the camera moves closer, the light in the distance gets brighter and brighter. It is the Pontiac Silverdome. The camera stops as the Silverdome comes into full view. A high pitched sound can be heard as if an incoming missile is about to hit. The Silverdome explodes in a huge flash. As the dust settles, the MLW Logo appears where the Silverdome once was.
Pontiac, MI
July 26, 1999
A camera from the top of the dome looks down at the stadium filled with 75,000 screaming fans. The camera then cuts to a camera panning past screaming fans. It then cuts to a fan holding a sign that says "Get Well Soon, Rude Boy!". It cuts to another that says "Dorian & Murdock: Imbred 4 Life". Another sign reads, "The Fag vs. The Hag". Another reads, "STONE 4:20". Another reads, "Chris Krash will make U JUMP! JUMP!" The camera finally cuts to the announcers table where John Greenburg and Agent Steele are seated. Greenburg is wearing a black tux. Agent Steele is decked out in a sparkling red tux. A matching sparkling red top hat sits atop his mask.
John Greenburg: Welcome to the Pay per view return of MLW! 75,000 fans are here tonight to see the best thing going today, Major League Wrestling!
Agent Steele: That's right, there is finally something to cheer for in the Silverdome! The Detroit Lions have let there fans down for too long! The MLW is in town!
John Greenburg: This isn't the first wrestling supershow to enter the Silverdome. The WWF's Wrestlemainia III took place here and set an indoor attendance record at the time of 98,000, I believe.
Agent Steele: Well, we don't have that many people here tonight. If I were still wrestling, we'd have 150,000 people here.
John Greenburg: Tonight we have 10 matches for you. All six MLW titles are on the line tonight.
Agent Steele: And in the main event our boss, is finally going to get revenge on that Butt-Farmer of a World Champion we have, TroyBoy.
John Greenburg: MLW President Robert Haggerty, aka "Black & Blue" Bob Hagar faces The MLW World Heavyweight Champion, Troy Knight for the gold. Prez Hag informed Troy that he was required to wrestle someone from MLW on tonight's card. Last Friday he let everyone know just who it was going to be. Take a look:
Troy: HAGAR, you gave me an ultimatum, you said that I could pick anyone in
this company to
wrestle, so I immediately knew who that was, but as the Lord of
Controversy I just had to
stir things up, I just had to cause some trouble, so all of those in
the row of p’s, I am
sorry you are not going to wrestle me, Ya see P stands for PUKE, and
there is a guy
here who excels at being a PUKE. …and coincidentally his name starts
with a P…so my title
defense at the PPV will be against the biggest Puke of them all…YOU
HAGAR..
or should I say President Hagar……
The fans explode when they here who Troy has picked to wrestle at the PPV. Prez Hag goes nuts.
Prez Hag: Me?!?! I can't wrestle with my back! You have to pick a wrestler, d@mn it!
Troy: You said I had to wrestle anyone in the company and I picked you! I'll see you in Pontiac, Puke!
John Greenburg: We all know about the career ending injury Prez Hag suffered in a match with Prof. Blackheart in Kingdom Fantasy Wrestling. With that injury, I think it is very unlikely that Prez Hag can cleanly win this match.
Agent Steele: Well, Bob may have a bad back and a bad neck, but he still is the man once known as the Notorious B.O.B. He has been training all weekend, and he looks to be in the best shape of his life. All it takes is one Ax Kick and its lights out for Troy. I'm not talking about a lame-@ss Booker T style Ax Kick. I'm talking about the real deal Tae-Kwon Do style Ax Kick. Prez Hag is a black belt, you know.
John Greenburg: I was aware of that. But in the past he has rarely relied on his Martial Arts skills, as he was more of a power wrestler.
Agent Steele: With his injuries, he won't be much of the power wrestler he used to be, but he has a lot of weapons in his arsenal. He is the total package.
John Greenburg: Well, Troy is at the top of his game as well. He is coming off an embarrassing loss to PTP, and I don't think he'll let that happen again.. PTP completely annihilated Troy on Breakfast & Bodyslams a few weeks ago.
Agent Steele: PTP killed him. And Bob will do the same.
John Greenburg: Speaking of PTP, he was scheduled to wrestle in a triple threat match with Phantom & "Big Daddy Cool" Steel for the vacant US Title, but he has yet to be seen. I don't even think he knows he is supposed to be here tonight.
Agent Steele: Well, Steel is going to win anyway. Just look at his name, you know he is a winner.
John Greenburg: If you say so. Also tonight, The Power Elite, Frontier and Blackheart take on the Marauders, Watcher and Percy with the Tag Team titles on the line.
Agent Steele: That is the match I am waiting to see. I can't wait! Midgets! Midgets! Midgets!
John Greenburg: Is that all you care about?
Agent Steele: Yep.
John Greenburg: What about the Cruiserweight division? Z-Pac battles newcomer Kurt Fury. Who do you think will come out on top in this one.
Agent Steele: Well, both of these Fairyweights are pretty good. But, Z-Pac knows who the man is..... ME! He is the second best KFW US Champion there ever was. Speaking of that. Lookie what I got here.
Steele reaches under the desk and brings up the old KFW US Title and puts it on the table in front of him.
Agent Steele: Mr. McCulloch gave this to me earlier today. It is the KFW US title, autographed by yours truly: Agent Steele, the greatest US Champ of all time!
John Greenburg: Jeez. Well, Mr. McCulloch may have to sell that title if he and King HH Head lose to Malice tonight. He'll owe out alot of money to his former employees.
Agent Steele: King already beat Malice by himself. How does Malice expect to beat both Malice & McCulloch?
John Greenburg: I wouldn't say that King beat Malice by himself, but I agree the odds are against him. What about the Hardcore match with Krash & Creed?
Agent Steele: This is Chris Krash's first Hardcore match. I don't think he has any idea what he has in store for himself. Creed is going to going to give him a lesson in Hardcore.
John Greenburg: Ricky Rage had a match with the Phoenix for the Title he never actually lost, the Internet title. Rage missed the return deadline for the champions when MLW reopened and was stripped of the title. Who will come out tonight as the Internet Champ?
Agent Steele: Who cares?
John Greenburg: You never change. Fans, its about that time. Lets go to the ring for tonight's opening match!
Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, being led to the ring by Emma Bunton. He hails from Pocotello, ID and weighs in at 205 lbs. Here is Styx!
And his opponent. Hailing from Staten Island, NY and weighing in at 257 lbs. Here is the former 2-time MLW Internet Champion, Stone!
DING! DING! DING!
The match starts out fast with Styx going after Stone with a variety of kicks. He sends Stone into the ropes and nails Stone with a clothesline. He climbs to the top rope and leaps, but Stone catches him in midair and turns it into a spinebuster. Cover ...........1 ...........2 ..kickout by Styx. Stone begins working on the back of Styx. He plants a knee on the small of his back, then drops an elbow on his vertibrea. He then flips Styx over and puts him in a scorpion death lock. The ref asks Styx if he gives up, but he refuses. He works his was to the ropes and manages to grab ahold of the bottom rope forcing Stone to release the hold. Stone pulls STyx to his feet and and goes for a suplex, but its reversed by Styx and Styx nails Stone with the suplex. Both men are slow to get up. Stone is up first. He grabs Styzx and nails the Stone's Throw, a overhead belly to belly suplex. Stone then climbs to the top rope. and goes for a frog splash. Styx rolls out of the way and Stone hits the mat. Styx is to his feet. He pulls Stone to his feet and nails him with a dropkick. Stone is back up and Styx goes for a hurricanranna, but Stone counters with a tremendous powerbomb and cover .................1 ...............2 ..............3!
DING! DING! DING!
Announcer: Here is your winner............ Stone!
The camera cuts to the backstage area. The camera is facing a door with "President Haggerty" written on in. The door slowly opens. Someone peaks their head out and looks around. Its the Saint! He sneaks out and quietly shuts the door behind him. He has some paperwork in his hands. He looks both ways and then darts off.
The camera then cuts back to the announcers.
John Greenburg: Stone gets the win in tonight's opening match. When MLW inked Styx to a deal, I thought that he would make a major impact. But, I guess Stone showed him why he is a 2-time Internet Champion.
Agent Steele: I guess. He was a great Internet Champion, but I think he has his sights on the US Title. He put up a challenge a while back to the US Champ, whoever that may be after tonight. But that was when Mitchell and Steel were to wrestle tonight.
John Greenburg: I am sure that whoever wins tonight will gladly give him a shot at the title.
Agent Steele: Well, whoever does win the belt has some big shoes to fill. Even I'll admit that Mike Mitchell was one helluva wrestler.
John Greenburg: Speaking of Mike Mitchell. Tomorrow Evening, we will have a special tribute show for "Rude Boy" Mike Mitchell. It was supposed to appear tonight, but due to time constraints, we were unable to show you it tonight.
Agent Steele: It's your fault.
John Greenburg: It's nobody's fault! Lets go to the ring for the next match.
Agent Steele: It's always your fault.
John Greenburg: Oh, will you be quiet!
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, being led to the ring by Midnite. He weighs in at 200 lbs. and hails from The Ghetto. Here is Superfron!
And his opponent. Also weighs in at 200 lbs. He hails from Geneva, Switzerland. Here is the Saint!
The Saint is coming through the crowd to the ring. He slides under the ropes. As soon as he is in the ring, Superfron runs at him.
DING! DING! DING! As Superfron goes toward him, Saint takes him down with a legdrag. Superfon gets up quickly and Saint nails him with a Spear, driving Superfron into the mat. Superfron gets to his feet again and Saint takes him down again with a leg drag. As Superfron gets up again, he is nailed with another Spear from Saint. The Saint squats down in the middle of the ring waiting for Superforn to get up. Superfron finally gets to his feet. The Saint moves in hitting Superfron with a flury of kicks and punches. Nailing a spinning heel kick, then hits Superfron with a fisherman's suplex ............1 .............2 ..............3! DING! DING! DING!
Announcer: Here is your winner............ The Saint!
The Saint drags Superfron to the edge of the ring. Midnite, Superfron's manager goes after Saint to help. The Saint's Black Talon Mercanary Company jump over the railings from the crowd and attack Midnite. Saint then places Superfron's head and shoulders out of the ring. He grabs the ring bell and smashes it into Superfron's forehead. He then pulls him to the ground giving him a few kicks for good measure. The Saint and the Black Talon Mecanary Company then exit the ringside area through the stands.
John Greenburg: The Saint and his mercs annihilated Superfron and Midnite!
Agent Steele: You are right about that. He looked almost as good as I go in the ring.
John Greenburg: You are one of a kind, Steele. Anyway, the Saint gets the win and looked impressive.
Agent Steele: He was impressive, but the question is who is the Saint?
John Greenburg: Anyway fans, at this time, we'd like to welcome
Ricky "The Train" Martins from electronic Wreastling Now Magazine.
Agent Steele: Now here is a man that is almost as smart as me.
Ricky Martins: Hello John, Steele. Its nice to share a desk with such
distinguished company. Its too bad that all the wreastlers on the card
suck.
Agent Steele: Thats the truth. All of them except Prez Hag that is.
John Greenburg: What brings you to the program, Ricky?
Ricky Martins: Well I'm here at the request of electronic Wreastling
Now
Magazine, to help promote our new magazine. I'm sure you have all seen
our
world class interviews, and of course my article The Train's Tracks.
Finding out how I am going to trash the losers in the MLW is reason
enough
to tune in.
Agent Steele: Ricky. Do you really think that Waylon Percy might be
one of
Watcher's midgets that somehow started to grow. I just love those
little
guys.
As Ricky Martins and Agent Steele talk, Z-Pac can be seen walking down
the
ramp, and over to the anouncers table. As the camera zooms in on him
he can
be heard mumbling something about kicking that Martins bastard's ass.
Walking up to the table he taps Ricky on the shoulder. When Ricky
turns to
see who tapped him on the shoulder Z-Pac nails him with the Z-Factor.
Leaping to his feet, Z-Pac then begins to kick Ricky Martins' limp
body. As
Z-Pac is being led away by arena security, he turns and begins to yell
at
Ricky Martins.
Z-Pac: Now who is the over paid jobber....
Z-Pac's Music cuts in and he walks to the back. Ricky Martins is taken
out
on a streacher.
Agent Steele: Now why would Z-Pac care if Waylon is an over-sized
midget?
John Greenburg: Lets go to our next match.
Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall. Introducing first being led to the ring by OG Thug and Derrick Dynamite. He hails from St. Loius, MO and weighs in at 275 lbs. Here is Dynamic Dyanmite!
And his opponent...............
A MLW official interupts him as he is about to announce his opponent. He whispers something to him.
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, I appologize, but Sandman will no longer be competing in MLW.
Dynamic is furious. He yells at the announcer and the official. He exits the ring and heads downt he aisle screaming and holaring. As the three of them get to the top of the ramp, Vladmir Markov bursts out from backstage and dives onto Dynamic and begins unloading punches on him. OG and Derrick pull him off and that disappear into the backstage area.
Agent Steele: What the hell what that Russian chump doing attacking my boy Double D like that? Does he have a death wish?
John Greenburg: Who knows, but Dynamic wanted to fight with somebody and it looks like Vlamir was ready to accomadate him.
Agent Steele: Well, maybe he needs someone to translate for him and tell him that the NAC are no joke.
John Greenburg: Whatever you say, Steele. Its time for our first title match of the evening.
Agent Steele: Its Hardcore time!
Announcer: The is a hardcore match scheduled for one fall and is for the MLW Hardcore Championship. Introducing first, the challenger. He is being led to the ring by Debbie Diamond. He weighs in at 289 lbs. and hails from Long Island, NY. Here is Creed!
And his opponent. He hails from St. Louis. MO and weighs in at 250 lbs. Here is MLW's first and only Television Champion............. The MLW Hardcore Champion................. Chris Krash!
DING! DING! DING! The bell sounds and Chris tries to lock up with Creed. Creed kicks him in the gut and then throws Krash over the top rope. He then jumps to the outside and picks up a trash can. Krash gets to his feet and as he turns around, Creed slams the Can over his head. Creed then picks up a 2X4 and cracks it across Krash's back. Creed then pulls a table out from under the ring and pushes it under the bottom rope into the ring. Creed slams Krash's head into the ring apron, then rolls him into the ring. Creed sets up the table in the corner. He picks up Krash and attempts to sling him into it. But Krash reverses it sending Creed face first into the table smashing it into pieces. Krash picks up a piece of the broken table and begins hammering Creed with it. Krash then rolls to the outside and grabs a chair and throws it into the ring. He rolls back in, grabs the chair and gives Creed a stiff chair shot to the head. He then picks Creed up and gives him a piledriver onto the steel chair. Chris then rolls to the outside and pulls out another table from under the ring. He pushes it under the ropes, then climbs back into the ring. He sets it up in the middle of the ring. He picks up Creed and slams him onto the table. Krash then climbs to the top rope and leaps nailing Creed with a flying elbow smash. The table splinters into pieces. Chris Covers ..............1 ................2 ...............3!
DING! DING! DING!
Announcer: Here is your winner and Still MLW Hardcore Champion.................. Chris Krash!
John Greenburg: Krash is Hardcore after all. He was slow at the start, but came through in the end.
Agent Steele: Krash surprised me. I thought me was too much of a momma's boy to hold onto the Hardcore title. But even I am wrong once in a while.
John Greenburg: You? Wrong? Nah! Okay, I am being told that there is something going on backstage. Lets take a look.
The camera cuts to the NAC locker room. OG Thug, Derrick Dynamite, and Z-pac's Manager Ric are all layed out in on the floor. A picture of a raven is painted on the wall. Dynamic and Z-Pac come in and help there partners up when the camera cuts back to the announcers.
John Greenburg: What do you think that was all about?
Agent Steele: I think that was about somebody who is about to get his @ss kicked. Like I said earlier, you don't screw with the NAC and get away with it. Whoever it was is going to pay.
John Greenburg: You may be right about that. Well, its time for our next match. Lets go to the ring!
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the MLW Internet Championship. Introducing first, the challenger. Weighing in at 230 lbs. and hailing from Atlanta, GA. Here is the former MLW Internet Champion.............. Ricky Rage!
And his opponent. Hailing from Miami, FL and weighing in at 248 lbs. Here is the MLW Internet Champion................ The Phoenix!
DING! DING! DING! The bell sounds and the two size each other up. As they lock up, Phoenix takes advatange and then nails Rage with a spinning heel kick, then nails him with a drop kick sending him to the canvas. Phoenix quickly applies an ankle lock, but Rage makes it to the ropes to break the hold. Then lock up and Phoenix backs Rage into the corner. Rage turns it around and begins nailing Phoenix with forearm shots to the head. He then whips Phoenix to the other side and follows up with a springboard elbow smash. Rage then sets Phoenix up on the top rope and then climbs up and executes a tope rope hurricanranna. Rage covers ............1 ..........2 ..kickout by Phoenix. Rage then picks up Phoenix, but Phoenix rolls him up into a small package.........1 ...........2 ..........kickout by Rage. They get up, and Phoenix nails Rage with a singlearm DDT and then covers ..........1 .........2 ......kickout by Rage. Phoenix pulls Rage to his feet and then hits a reverse neck breaker on Rage and covers ..........1 ...........2 ......kickout by Rage. He picks Rage up again. He sets up Rage for a piledriver, but Rage is able to reverse it and backdrop Phoenix over his head. He quickly climbs to the top rope and leaps nailing Phoenix witha somersult senton with a twist. Her covers ..........1 ..........2 ........kickout by Phoenix. He pulls Phoenix to his feet and slings him into the ropes. Phoenix reverses it sending Rage into the ropes. As Rage comes back, Phoenix grabs him into a sleeper hold. Rage fights it off and nails a chin breaker on Phoenix, then grabs him and nails the Rage, a Juvi-Driver! Cover by Rage ..........1 ...........2 .......................3! DING! DING! DING!
Announcer: Here is your winner.......... and New MLW Internet Champion............ Ricky Rage!
Agent Steele: That was a pretty d@mn exciting match!
John Greenburg: You hit the nail on the head that time. That was exciting. And we have a new Internet Champion in Ricky Rage!
Agent Steele: Rage is now a two-timer. Just like your old-lady.
John Greenburg: What in the hell are you talking about?
Agent Steele: I can't believe it! I got you to swear!
John Greenburg: You could make the Pope swear. Let's go to the next match.
Agent Steele: I could couldn't I?
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the MLW Cruiserweight Championship. Introducing first, the challenger. He hails from Dallas, TX and weighs in at 220 lbs. Here is Kurt Fury!
Kurt Fury comes to the ring with a kendo stick in his hand. A hooded man accompanies him to the ring.
Announcer: And his opponent. He hails St. Louis, MO and weighs in at 230 lbs. Here is the MLW Cruiserweight Champion............. Z-Pac!
Just as the bell is about to ring the lights go out in the arena.
Flickering back on, You see several groups of men standing at the top
of the
ramp. To the left stand the officers of the Black Talon Mercanary
Company.
To the right stands Apostle and his thugs. The two groups part
allowing
Saint to walk into the arena. Drassed in a hooded blood-red robe, he
holds
a microphone in his left hand, and several papers in his right. As
Saint
walks down the ramp, he begins speak in a controlled, monotone voice.
Saint: In my first age the contract of man shall not be torn. This
match
may not proceed until I say that it shall.
In the ring both Kurt Fury and Z-Pac look confused. The Hooded man with Fury moves to intercept.
Saint: According to my law a contract is sacred, and this contract
(Saint
holds up a piece of paper in his hand) states that the number one
contender
for the belt shall have dominion over the match as its referee. As
my
first act as steward of this match I shall remove all those who attempt
to alter its outcome. Now before you claim that I am not the number
one
contender, please note that this second document, signed by the
president,
states that I am indeed the number one contender.
Fury looks over at the Hooded man and shakes his head.
Saint: The next law of my rule is that no weapon may be used to gain
unfair
advantage in said contest.
Saying this, several police officers slide into the ring. Removing
Kurt
Fury's Kendo Stick, and quickly patting him down to make sure that he
is not
carrying any other weapons. Kurt screams in rage as they take his kendo stick. The Hooded man is furious as well.
Pulling the original ref out of the ring, Saint hands him the papers
that he
was holding. After reading the papers, the ref nods. Saint then
removes
his robes, underwhich he wears a referee's uniform. While doing this
the
Black Talon Mercanary Company, along with Apostle and his thugs move
down to
ringside and surround the ring. Apostle goes over to the announer table and grabs Agent Steele's
headset.
Apostle: Move over for a sec Steele I've got something to say. What you
see
before you are the two next best things in the MLW. The Age of the
Saint is
upon us boys, I'm here to ride the wave. I suggest you do the same.
I'm
also out here to make an open challenge to anyone out there who has the
guts
to
step in front of the unstoppable machine known as the Apostle. I'm on a
rise
to the top and nothing will stand in my way, nothing!!
Apostle throws down the headset, smacks Greenburg on the back of the
head
and walks back over to the ring.
Saint: Now the match may begin.
Saint slides under the ropes and signals for the bell to begin the
match. DING! DING! DING! Z-Pac and Fury are both a little leary of the Saint as the referee. Finally after a few monents they lock up. Fury sends Z-Pac into ther ropes and then nails him with a rolling clothesline. Z-Pac gets up and Fury nails him with a flurry of kicks and jabs. Z-Pac is backed into the corner. Pac lifts up Fury and nails an atomic drop, then quickly hops up to the top rope and as Fury turns around, he is nailed with a flying clothesline. Pac covers ..........1 ...........2 ..kickout by Fury. Fury gets up and is nailed with a belly to belly suplex. Pac goes to the top rope leaps, but he is caught in mid air by Fury who powerslams him to the mat. Cover ...........1 .........2 .....kickout by Pac. Fury gets up and nails a spring board legdrop on Pac and covers ..........1 ..............2 .......kickout by Pac. He picks Pac up and then nails him with a spinning heel kick. He then climbs to the top again and comes off nailing a moonsault. Cover .........1 .........2 .......kickout by Pac.
Derrick Dynamite, Buff Bagwell, and his ladies appear at the top of the ramp and head towards the ring. They are intercepted by the Saint's Black Talon Mercanary
Company. As they argue, Fury nails a Fury Bomb on Z-Pac and covers ..........1 ...........2 ........3! DING! DING! DING!
Announcer: Here is your winner, and new MLW Cruiserweight Champion................. Kury Fury!
Buff and Dynamic rush past the Saint's men toward the ring. They make it to the ring and attack Fury and the Saint. The hooded man gets into the action as well, while the Saint rolls out the ring and excapes into the crowd. Apostle and his thugs, along with the Black Talon Mercanary Company brawl with Fury, the hooded man, and the NAC all the way back to the dressing room.
Agent Steele: What was all that about? Prez Hag didn't assign a special referee to that match, did he?
John Greenburg: Not to my knowledge. The Saint is a mysterious man.
Agent Steele: Another person that is going to pay the price for screwing the NAC.
John Greenburg: Well, Kurt Fury isn't can't to be too happy with the Saint either. And if the Saint is the number one contender, then they will see each other in the ring sooner or later.
Agent Steele: Ah, who cares about those fairyweights anyway. Lets just go to the next match.
Announcer: The following match is set for one fall and is for the Vacant MLW United States Championship. The match was scheduled as a Triple Threat match, but the PimpTight Punisher is not here tonight, therefor the match will be one on one. Introducing first, hailing from Detroit, MI and weighing in at 326 lbs. Here is your hometown star.............. "Big Daddy Cool" Steel!
And his opponent. He hails from Parts Unknown and weighs in at 228 lbs. Here is Phantom!
DING! DING! DING! The match starts off with Phantom charging Steel and nailing him with a flying forearm smash sending the big man crashing to the mat. Phantom picks him up and nails a gut-wrench suplex on him and covers..........1 ............kickout by Steel. He then picks Steel to his feet and picks him up nailing a piledriver. Cover ...........1 ..........2 ..kickout by Steel. Phantom pulls Steel to his feet. He then sends Steel into the corner. He follows with a stinger splash, but Steel darts out of the way and Phantom slams into the corner. Steel grabs Phantom and Gorrilla Presses him, then slams him to the mat. Steel grabs Phantom and pulls him to his feet when out of nowhere, Phantom nails the Crown of Thorns. Cover............1 ............2 .............3! DING! DING! DING!
Announcer: Here is your winner....... and NEW MLW United States Champion......... Phantom!
John Greenburg: Holy cow, Phantom hit the Crown of Thorns out of nowhere!
Agent Steele: That was a fast count! He was like 123, not ............1 ............2 ..........3, the way it shouldn't been.
John Greenburg: That was a legit three count Steele, you can't deny that. Phantom is our new United States Champion. He definately has some big shoes to fill, but if anybody can do it, its Phantom.
Agent Steele: Yippie! The Big Scary Phantom is the new Champ! Whoopie-Do!
John Greenburg: We have more action headed your way now with the Tag Team Title Match. Lets go to the ring for the introductions.
Announcer: The following match is a tag team contest sheduled for one fall and is for the MLW World Tag Team Titles. Introducing first, the Challengers.......
All four wrestlers in this contest come down the ramp brawling. Prof. Blackheart and Brand Frontier both have their Tag Team Titles around their waists. Brand and Watcher are trading blows while Blackheart and Percy brawl. Percy slams Blackhearts Head on the guard rail numerous times on the way to the ring. Brand is taking control of the big Watcher by working on his legs with kicks. All four men wind up in the ring and the ref calls for the bell.
DING! DING! DING! All four men are still brawling. Hansel Barfunkel and the little people all run down the ramp and head for the ring. When they get to ringside, they surround the ring. Finally the ref gets control. Percy and Brand are in the ring to start off the match. Brand applies an armbar to Percy. He then pulls Percy to him and nails him with a short-arm clothesline. He grabs ahold of Percy's amm and pulls him over to his corner and tags in Blackheart. Blackheart jumps over the top rope and plants a foot onto the outstretched arm of Percy. He slings Percy into the ropes and then nails him with a vicious clothesline on the return. He then grabs Percy's Arm and pulls him back ti his corner again. He then tags in Brand who jumps over the top rope and lands on the outstretched arm of Percy. He grabs Percy and nails a tiltawhirl Backbreaker and then goes for the cover..........1 .........2 ....kickout by Waylon. Waylon gets to his knees and nails Brand with a low blow, then scoops him up and slams him hard to the mat. He then tags in Watcher. Watcher climbs over the ropes and clobbers Brand with a big Legdrop. He then picks up Brand and nails him with a choke slam cover ..........1 ..........2 ...kickout by Brand. Watcher grabs Brand and pulls him over to the corner, then tags in Percy. Percy leaps over the top rope and nails him with a knee to the chest. Percy then picks him up and hits a butterfly suplex and covers ........1 .....2.. kickout by Brand. Percy pulls Brand to his feet and then nails him with a head butt. Brand tries to shake it off. Percy nails him with a right hand. Brand is trying to shake it off. Percy starts unloading punches on him. Brand finally blocks and starts wailing away at Percy. Brand reaches out and leaps making the Tag to Blackheart. Blackheart is in. He sends Percy into the ropes and nails him with a clotheslin. Hansel jumps up on the apron while Watcher ties up the ref. Blackheart goes over to the little man to get him off the apron. When he does, Hansel ignites a fireball in the face of Blackheart. Hansel then jumps down off the apron. Blackheart steps ack slutching his face. The ref turns around as Brand is coming in to help him. He forces Brand to the outside. Percy rolls up Blackheart and grabs a handful of tights ............1 .............2 .............3! DING! DING! DING!
Announcer: Here are your winners........ and new MLW World Tag Team Champions ........Waylon Percy and the Watcher............. The Marauders!
Brand is furious. He runs in to help his partner who is still clutching his face. Waylon, Watcher, and the Midgets quickly leave the area with the World Tag Team Titles.
Agent Steele: Finally those midgets got a title! What a great match! If Hansel was a woman, I'd marry him.
John Greenburg: You are a sick man.... Well, The Marauders stole the Tag Team titles from Power Elite.
Agent Steele: What do you mean, stole? They won them fair and square.
John Greenburg: Is that what you call it? Well fans, its time for the handicapped match that was signed on Friday. Lets go to the ring.
Agent Steele: Are they in wheelchairs or something?
Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, the following is a handicapped match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, Hailing from Beverly Hills, CA and weighing in at 255 lbs. Here is King HH Head. And his partner, the owner of the now defunct, Kingdom Fantasy Wrestling.......... Mr. Robert McCulloch!
And there opponent, hailing from parts unknown and weighing in at 297 lbs. Here is Malice!
A special stipulation to the match states that if King HH Head and Mr. McCulloch win, there will be no back pay owed to former wrestlers of KFW. If Malice wins, Mr. McCulloch owes former employes their last paychecks plus a 5 thousand dollar bonus each!
DING! DING! DING! King HH Head and Mr. McCulloch try to surround Malice. King hits Malice From behind with a forearm. Then both King and McCulloch begin pounding on the back of Malice until he is down on the mat. McCulloch begins choking Malice and the ref counts..............1 ............2 ............3 ...........4 ..........He breaks the hold and steps away. King Picks up Malice and nails a bulldog. He then picks him up and holds him up. Mr. McCulloch slaps Malice across the face. Malice just looks at him and smiles. He slaps him again. Malice still smiles. He then gives him a hard backhander and Malice breaks free of Kings grip and begins to unload punches on McCulloch. King tries to pull him off, but Malice turns around and then begins to tag King with punches. He then sends King into the ropes. As he comes off he lifts King up with a huge Gorrilla Press and then drops him in the center of the ring. He then goes back over to McCulloch who is in the corner. He kicks McCulloch in the stomach and then puts him in the Painfull PLeasure. McCulloch is sreaming in pain. King drops an elbow on the back of Malice to break the hold. King then nails a DDT on Malice. He then covers ...........1.... Malice kicks out. He picks Malice up and goes for a suplex, but Malice reverses it. He then goes back to McCulloch and nails him with rights and lefts in the corner. King is back up and gets nailed with a right, then a left, then a right. Malice Grabs both of their heads and slams them together. He then tosses King over the top rope and puts McCulloch in the painfull pleasure. He is screaming in pain again. The King is able to get back in the ring. He goes after Malice, but Malice kicks him in the gut while still holding the Painfull Pleasure on McCulloch. He then applies the Painfull Pleasure to King with his other hand. Both King and McCulloch are screaming in pain. McCulloch submits! DING! DING! DING!
Announcer: Here is your winner............. Malice!
After the victory, Malice rushes back down the aisle and backstage. King and McCulloch climb out of the ring and are complaining about the loss. Out of nowhere, Razor runs out and attacks the King. King is fighting him off. Agent Steele gets up from the announcers' table with the KFW US Title and slams Razor in the back of the head with it. Razor falls face first onto the floor. Mr. McCulloch kicks Razor a few times and then shakes Agent Steele's hand. King then shakes Steele's hand and then kicks Razor one more time. They both head for the back. Razor is helped to the back.
Agent Steele: That felt like the good 'ol days when I was the KFW Commish. And let me tell you, Commishin' Ain't Easy!
John Greenburg: Whatever you say, Steele. You always seem to stick you nose where it doesn't belong.
Agent Steele: If you were in KFW, you'd know that my nose does belong there. I mean.......
John Greenburg: Anyway fans, Mr. McCulloch owes all his former employees a whole lotta cash. Well fans. Its about that time. The moment you all have been waiting for.
Agent Steele: I can't friggin' wait! This is going to be great!
John Greenburg: Lets go to the ring for the main event!
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen. Are you ready? Are you RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRReady?! For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world......... LLLLLLLLLLETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!
First, the challenger. He is being led to the ring by his nephew Brad and his son 'Lil Bob. Originally from the City of Brotherly Love, he now resides in beautiful Colonial Williamsburg, VA. He weighs in at 240 lbs. He is the former WWA Extreme Champion, the former CCW World Heavyweight Champion, the former OWA World Tag Team Champion along with Agent Steele, a 2-time OWA Universal Champion, and the last ever OWA World Heavyweight Champion....... Here is The Only True Tough Guy......... The Notorious B.O.B......... The owner of Major League Wrestling............ President Robert Haggerty........ "Black & Blue" Bob Hagar!
Prez Hag comes out with 'Lil Bob and Brad Hagar to his sides. He is wearing his old Black & Blue robe. He has a determined look on his face as he heads toward the ring. Brad Hagar holds the ropes open for Prez Hag and 'Lil Bob to enter the ring. Brad then takes off the Prez's robe. The OWA title he won a year ago is snug around his waist. He takes it off and holds it up and then hands it to 'Lil Bob. Prez Hag then waits patiently for Troy to make his way to the ring.
Announcer: And now the champion. He is being led to the ring by his father, wrestling legend, the Last Knight. He hails from the Windy City, Chicago, IL. He weighs in at 220 lbs. He is the Former OWA Internet Champion, former OWA Universal Champion, and the former GWA World Heavyweight Champion........... Here is the Wheel in the middle of the wheel......... the Boy in the middle of Flamboyance......... Major League Wrestling's World Heavyweight Champion.......... Troy Knight!
Troy and Last Knight make there way to the ring. He has the MLW World Title around his waist. Troy stops to pose for some pictures with some young men before climbing into the ring. Troy down the front row as if looking for someone. The camera pans the fans in the front row and stops as a man wearing a mask is just sitting down. Troy looks at the man and waves and makes some friendly gestures to the man. The man raises his hand and wiggles his fingers waving back at Troy.
With Troy paying attention to the man in the front row, Prez Hag runs at Troy clobbering him from behind with a double ax-handle sending him slamming into the corner face first. Hag yells at the referee to "Ring the Damn bell".
DING! DING! DING! Hag turns Troy around in the corner and takes a step back. He then plants a side kick on Troy's chest. Then hits Troy with a roundhouse kick in the side of the head. He then slings Troy towards the opposite turnbuckle, but Troy reverses it sending Hag back first into the corner. He comes out of the corner fast clutching his back before falling flat on his face. He is kicking his feet on the mat in serious back. Troy steps over and puts a camel clutch on the MLW Prez. Prez Hag is screaming in pain. The ref asks if he submits, but he refuses. 'Lil Bob jumps up on the apron and Troy releases the hold and tries to get 'Lil Bob out of harms way. While the ref helps 'Lil Bob down, Prez Hag is on his knees. Troy grabs Prez Hag by the hair to pull him up, but Hag nails troy between the legs with a uppercut. Troy hits the mat clutching himself while Prez Hag uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet. He makes his way over to Troy and then begins stomping him continuously. He grabs Troy by the arm and yanks him to his feet. He picks Troy up in a suplex, but his back buckles and Troy falls right on top of him for a cover .................1 ....................2 ........... Prez Hag manages to get a shoulder up. Troy pulls Prez Hag up and hits him with an inverted atomic drop. And then drops him with a lariat. He pulls Hag to his feet then grabs the Prez from behind. He looks over at the Masked Man in the front row and winks, then he does a perfect German Suplex on the Prez and the Cover .............1 ............2 ............. Hag's arm was under the bottom rope to break the count. Hag again uses the ropes to get to his feet. Troy climbs to the top rope and nails Hag with a perfect Missle Drop kick. Hag slams into the ref knocking him out cold. Troy signals for the Rump Thumper. He climbs the top rope, struts his stuff a little for the masked man in the front row, and then jumps planting his bottom on the chest of Prez Hag. He has the cover, but the ref is still out cold. Last KNight tries to revive the ref.
Dorian and Murdock of Fair Game run down from the back. Dorian is wearing a black & white striped prison uniform, while Murdock is sporting a bright orange prison jumpsuit. They run down to the ring and grab 'Lil Bob and start heading back up the aisle. 'Lil Bob is failing and screaming. Brad is screaming for help. Troy looks over and notices what is happening and he jumps out of the ring and runs toward Fair Game. They see Troy coming towards them and they turn around and put 'LiL Bob down. He runs to Troy and gives him a hug. Troy then pushes 'Lil Bob in the direction of the ring and confronts the two men. 'Lil Bob starts toward the ring, then turns around. He then kicks Troy square in the jewels from behind. Troy buckles over in pain and Fair Game double clothesline Troy to the ground. 'Lil Bob then stands over top of Troy and gives him the double one finger salute. He then slaps both Dorian and Murdock five. Fair Game then begins stomping and kicking Troy. 'Lil Bob gets a few kicks in as well. Murdock then nails Troy with spike piledriver on the floor. They then grab Troy and toss him into the ring. The ref is still out and Prez Hag is still laying in the ring. Murdock grabs Last Knight and tosses him over the top rope, while Dorian hits the Head Check. He then pulls Prez Hag's arm onto Troy. Both of them then slide out of the ring. Brad uses some smelling salts to revive the ref. He comes to and sees Prez Hag's arm over the Champion. He counts ..................1 .......................2 ..........................3! DING! DING! DING!
Announcer: Here is your winner and New MLW World Heavyweight Champion..................... Prez Hag!
John Greenburg: I can't believe this! This is horrible! The whole thing with Fair Game last week was to fool everyone! I can't believe this!
Agent Steele: Ha-Ha! We are the champions! WHooooooooooooooooa! Prez Hag is the new champion! I am going to go in there and get a word from the new champ!
Steele jumps into the ring with a microphone and helps Prez Hag to his feet while 'Lil Bob and Brad Hagar cheer. Dorian and Murdock are standing at ringside. Last Knight is helping Troy to his feet. All of a sudden, Brand Frontier, Prof. Blackheart, and Chris Krash all run down to the ring and attack Fair Game. The five of them trade blows all the way up the aisle into the back. Meanwhile Prez Hag is leaning in the corner as Agent Steele holds a microphone to his mouth. Troy and Last Knight look on with disgust.
Prez Hag: (winded) I did it! I finally got you back for everything! Broken back and all, I beat your butt-farming @ss once and for all! Now, I may be the world Champ, but I am not a wrestler anymore. Therefore, my first act as MLW World Champion is to forfiet the title. The title is vacant. No champion is better than TroyBoy as champion.
So, there will be a Tournament starting Friday to determain the NEW MLW World Champion! No matter who wins in the end, it'll be a helluva lot better than your Chump @ss Troy!
Troy tries to go after Prez Hag, but Last Knight holds him back. Prez Hag and his gang exit the ring. The masked fan in the front row gets up and leaves. Troy looks over at him as he walks away. Prez Hag and his crew stop to pose for some pictures. Prez Hag with both the MLW & OWA titles over his shoulders. Another with Steele and the KFW US Title. The camera cuts back to the ring where Troy and Last Knight stand looking on is disgust as the camera fades to back.............................