Will the Real Max Martin please stand up?
Ok if it hadn't been for that 5 seconds from the BSB "homemade" MTV tape, I really wouldnt' have thought that Max Martin existd. Just think about it. He's written like half a million songs and you never even knew what he lookd like until then. So that was my previous theory of Max Martinhe fictious characterAnd all his songs sound the same. To figure out if Max Martin wrote the song you're listening to or not, you can do a simple little test. for his fast songs, you can do a "shimmy shimmy clap" all teh way throughout the song! And he is alwyas putting the hand clap machine in there somewhere. If you don't belive me, put on "Quit Playin Games", "As Long As you Love Me", or "Sometimes". Pretty scary huh?
Well it's been a while since then. He wrote Britney Spear's "Baby One More Time" and her new joint "Oops I did it again". (Why does that title remind me of "Uh oh, spaghettios"?)Ok they are the same song! I mean they just got diffrent words, but that's it.If you don't believe me, click below to listen to both of the songs yourself! Not to mention that "you Drive me Crazy" sounds like a blend of the two! Max should be put in "pop music rehab" for this!
This is me singin so be kind,k?
Baby One More Time Oops I Did It Again
What is pop music rehab you ask? That's a little place I made up for pop music songwriters to g, when all their songs start to sound the same. It looks like the insane asylum from the "I Drive Myself Crazy" video. they stay there to relax and clear there minds. When they go back into the real world, they should be able to write original songs again. Much stress on the should, there! So will the real Max Martin, please stand up?
