KILLERS





Pennywise the Clown

  • Holy shit, dude...looking over various shots of him, trying to find a suitable pic, I chose this one. My heart rate jumped while scanning the pages, trying to decide on the right pic for the site. I can't express my fear. I know it's childish and stupid, but dude, look at him. Even when he smiles in that movie he's scary. Oh wait...Hey guys, that's the guy from Rocky Horror...I'll just keep telling myself that..."It's a transvestite, not a clown. Transvestite...no clown...no...no...no..."


    • Patrick Bateman

  • Patrick Bateman. Damn, what a role model. In all seriousness, after I saw the movie, and the whole time I was reading the book (American Psycho), I became Patrick Bateman. My girlfriend was freaked the hell out. It was funny. I'm in love with this character. I really don't have anything funny to say about this....but, uh....I apologize to all the guys for the pic of him on the "Horror Heroes" page. I only picked that because I couldn't find one of him killing someone.


    • Leatherface

  • Hmm....a cross-dressing cannibal. How ugly is this picture? Do you not agree? He'd kill a hell of a lot more people if he'd just get a damn makeover or something. Rikki Lake likes doing that shit, go see her!


    • Norman Bates

  • Old Normy. If Mother didn't run his life then he could like get a girlfriend and make friends and have a pretty good life. Maybe some kids. But, that's not the way it goes so he has to sit and jerk it to Mary Crane taking a shower. Then later go and kill her. Hmm...it's a shame.


    • Jason Vorhees

  • Oh, hell yeah! Jason Vorhees is DA MAN! But, just a thought, if he could just learn to forgive and forget...and maybe get some therapy, he could actually leave Camp Crystal Lake and get along with everyone instead of ripping them from limb-to-limb.



    • Ben Willis

  • Ben Willis...Susie Willis' father. Because of him I don't eat fish sticks anymore.



    • Billy Loomis and Stu Stumacher

  • Billy Loomis and Stu Macher. One, a homo repressed Mama's boy. The other a pussy ass, wet rag. But damn, could they gut...



    • Michael Myers

  • Michael Myers. Creepy as hell, for one. But what is his problem? Laurie didn't do a damn thing to him, and here he is, stalking her, killing all of her friends just to get to her and kill her too. Just shoot her! God!






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