Redneck Jokes
You might be a redneck if...Your bumper sticker reads: "One more
Whore and We Get Gore."
You might be a redneck if...the nativity scene you set up in your
yard at Christmas includes two pink flamingos and baby Jesus lying
in a painted tire.
You might be a redneck if...most of your teeth are on a chain
around your neck.
You might be a redneck if...you hunt from your bedroom window.
You might be a redneck if...your dad walks you to school because
you're in the same grade.
You might be a redneck if...you refrigrate your food stamps.
You might be a redneck if...you use a 10 penny nail to pick your
teeth after a night of roadkill.
You might be a redneck if...you have ever dressed your child as a
"Snotrag" for Halloween.
You might be a redneck if...your idea of a loaded dishwasher is
getting your wife drunk.
You might be a redneck... if you see a sign that says "Say no to
crack" and it reminds you to hike up your jeans.
You might be a redneck if...you and your spouse get divorced and
you are still relatives.
You might be a redneck if...you go to your local ice cream store
and order Copenhagen "sprinkles" on your cone.
You might be a redneck if...you know instinctively that red wine
goes with opossum.
You might be a redneck if...You're always looking to find your
Mother-in-Law's picture on the back of a milk carton!
You might be a redneck if...the officer that just pulled you over
asks if "you have any I.D." and you respond "About Whut?"
You might be a redneck if...you take a beer to a job interview.
You might be a redneck if...you are caught roll'n your trailer down
the street to jump start the heater.
You might be a redneck if...When you finish eatin' your bologna -
you use the rind for dental floss.
You might be a redneck if...you go to Goodwill to meet women.
You might be a redneck if... you and your friends are putting an
engine in a pick-up truck, drinking beer, and the conversation is: Which
county jail has the best food!
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