This is Bakura. Bakura lives in a world where everyone is the reincarnation of some ancient egyption guy or another. Yugi gets a Pharoah, Kaiba gets the Head Priest, Anzu, Jou, and Honda are buddies of the Pharoah...
So what does Bakura get? A scary tomb robber guy! Who, uh, goes "dong" -_-.
A scary tomb robber guy who likes to try and stick people's souls in the "Shadow Realm" by turning them into Duel Monsters cards.
A scary tomb robber guy who is masochistic and likes to gauge his arm after making pacts to kill people.
A scary tomb robber who really isn't even all that kick-ass because Bakura owns the world's most useless Millenium Item! The other Millenium Items can do anything from controlling minds to stealing souls. All Bakura's can do is bring the evil scary guy out and cart people to and from the "Shadow Realm". Bummer.
Because of scary evil Bakura's nasty habit of trying to kill people, nice sweet Bakura is excluded from the main gang.
Nevermind that it was he who saved their little asses from his evil counterpart, he still gets left out of all of *someone's* countless, annoying, stupid, redundant, friendship speeches.
And it just dosen't get any better. After a particuarly painful episode in which Bakura got jumped on by skeletons and steped on a button that sent a giant boulder rolling towards the group and over him, he was demoted to "gasp-ee" and now spends the majority of the episodes watching others and gasping in a British accent at stratigic intervals.
Look at this guy! So sweet! So kind! So innocent! So really really cute! Whats the deal? Huh? Oh well, I've done all I can do. I love you Bakura!
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