Love is like any other hardship out there… You have to tame it using a sword, and your fist to put it into place. Love is hard to define, because all of the definitions I have learned came from my drunk, wife beating uncle, who told me that “women are worse than cattle, because at least with cattle you can keep what you eat”. They also came from my feminist mother, “Guys and there dicks the put em' in every hole you got only wanting more holes from that bitch aunt of yours and your sick grandmother ”. What is my take on love you ask? When your girlfriend is out on the town drinking senioritis and banging margaritas while your crying at home because your favorite transformer (Omega Supreme) toy has broke. And as for all of you lonely folks out there remember... One fun night can lead to eighteen years of responsibility, fuck responsibly. Thanks for your time.

Love,

Arduis Cane