You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When...

• You see anything shaped like a cresent moon and you think of the moon kingdom. ---Michelle
• You see food resembling a cresent moon and refuse to eat it (i.e. potato chip, etc...) ---Michelle
• You want to dress up like a Sailor Scout for Halloween.
• You name your cats Luna and Artemis.
• You make your own variants on their attacks, "Dish Cleaning Activation!... Palmolive Bubble Blast!".
• You get invited to a wedding and think "Oh, cool, I get to dress like Tuxedo Mask.".
• You start thinking it's strange that your grandfather is more than three feet tall.
• You tear apart a perfectly good floppy disk, just so you can throw the little round disk inside, around the room, while yelling "Moon Tiara Magic!".
• You're working with Lotus 1-2-3 and just before hitting the enter key you shout "Spreadsheet Calculating Activation!".
• You buy a lathe purely for the purpose of making a quality moon wand.
• You ask the people at Jergens' Jewellers for the Silver Moon Crystal.
• During a thunderstorm you keep shouting "Jupiter Thunder Crash!".
• You set up a .wav file to play Serena's transformation music whenever your computer reboots.
• You run around screaming "Moon Healing Activation!" for no reason at all.
• Everytime a new establishment opens near you, you get suspicious and wonder if its a trick of the Negaverse.
• You take a look at your life... and decide you should be more like Serena.
• You go down to your local arcade to attempt to contact Central Command.
• You sing the theme song in the shower.
• A while back you were found in a thunderstorm wearing an aluminum hat jumping up and down and shouting "Jupiter Thunder Clap Zap!".
• You carry a hard-plastic rose in your jacket... just in case.
• Your friends start talking about something boring like Melrose Place, you start to think: "What would Zoycite do in this situation...?".
• No one is looking, you sit down in front of the fireplace and attempt to ask the spirits some questions.
• You get a crecent moon tattooed on your forehead.
• You are depressed that your cat has never started talking and offered you mystical powers.
• In even a minor crisis, you hear that Tuxedo Mask guitar riff.
• 'Sailor Says' has changed the way that you live your life. You now : 1) Eat your vegetables every day. 2) Help your parents around the house... though you moved out 8 years ago. 3) Keep a positive self-opinion like Sailor V. 4) Plant a tree every time you see the environmental episodes. 5) Work as hard academically as physically so that you can be more like Sailor Mercury.
• You can't seem to ever get the theme song out of your head (even in your dreams).
• You almost got fired cause your boss came by while you were writing a 15 page post to alt.fan.sailor-moon.
• You aspire to be Tuxedo Mask but end up being Tuxedo Melvin!
• You see too many similarities between you and Serena.
• You start talking like a valley girl for no particular reason.
• You shout "Mercury Calculus Integration!" in math class.
• You turn on the Cartoon Network to see Popeye the Sailor Scout. (hmmm... how would that go? *sing* "I'm Popeye the Saaaiiilor Scoooout.....").
• You wish you were a 14 year old in Tokyo, going to Crossroads Junior High School.
• You can't eat Spaghetti and Meatballs, without breaking out laughing!
• While using your word processor, you shout "Spell Checking Activation!" or "File Saving Power!".
• You nickname your computer Amy.
• You take an old doorknob and pretend it's your very own Imperium Silver Crystal.
• You are hungry, and you wish Lita could come over to your place and cook for you.
• You petition your local school board to introduce sailor schoolgirl uniforms.
• You only get 31 points on your test, but you feel good because you have 1 point more than Serena got.
• Your parents say 'go get a job', and you think, "okay, I'll be a Sailor Scout, or maybe I'll work in an arcade..."
• You are looking for a date, but are only interested in girls who have long blonde hair and always wear a red ribbon in it.
• For no good reason, you run around giving speeches, followed by silly gestures and ending with, "In the name of the moon, I shall punish you!".
• Your two big thrills during the day are watching Sailor Moon and reading the alt.fan.sailor-moon newsgroup.
• You sit in class and wish that you could be at home playing with your Sailor Moon dolls.
• You are stuck on school homework, and you wish you had Amy's phone number or Email address.
• You feel embarrased, you picture yourself with a "teardrop" on the back of your head.
• You watch copies of Sailor Moon over and over and over...
• You make a tape of the Sailor Moon songs and listen to them on the way to school AND cry during 'My Only Love' and cheer at the end of 'Carry On', out loud on the bus!
• Your notebooks have more Sailor Moon doodles than notes!
• Your friend who is ALSO a Sailor Moon freak says, "I think YOU've been watching too much Sailor Moon!".
• You're disecting cats in Anatomy class and you can't stop thinking of Luna and Artemis.
• You pretend that your sick just so you can stay home from school and watch Sailor Moon.
• You tie a small penlight to your index finger and shout "Venus Crescent Beam Smash".
• You buy a copy of every show ever made of Sailor Moon, quit your job, and decide that your new makeshift 24-hour Sailor Moon channel is all that you need to live.
• You start wondering if Sailor Moon might be for real, and you go to the library to research facts about the moon and try to prove to yourself that there might have once really been life on the moon.
• You get into a fist fight, but before your first swing you take the time to say..."In the name of the Moon, I will punish you.".
• You're eating M&Ms and you associate each color with a different character from the show. Yellow = SailorMoon Red = SailorMars Blue = SailorMercury Orange = SailorVenus Green = SailorJupiter Brown = Tuxedo Mask -And once you're down to your last six, you eat them in the order that they died in "Day of Destiny" (green-blue-orange-red-brown-yellow).
• You kidnap your neighbors black cat, and paint a crescent moon symbol on its forehead.
• You think that, with practice, you too will be able to jump 18 feet into the air.
• You start taking the scouts into account while drawing up your plans for world domination.
• While in chemistry class you decide to design safety goggles that look just like Darian's mask.
• While watching a videotape, when it gets to a commercial, you yell "Fast Forward Activation!"
• You have long arduos debates about whether or not there is a Sailor Scout for that possible tenth planet, Khyron.
• While having dinner at an Italian restaurant, you think you see Serena, out of the corner of your eye. After checking, it turns out it was just a waiter carrying a plate of spaghetti and meatballs.
• The electricity goes out, you light a match and shout "Mars Fire Ignite!"