Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot
easier 'n puttin' it back in.
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every
now and then to make sure it's still there.
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence,
try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
Don't squat with your spurs on.
There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person,
don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have
it thrown around by somebody else.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over
and put it back in your pocket.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
There are three kinds of men. Those who learn by reading.
Those who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee
on the electric fence for themselves.
NEVER EVER eat beans before a date.
Go back.
