You can filk all the James Taylor you want.  
To cancel out your bad ju-ju, I'm going to 
filk James Taylor's ex-wife, Carly Simon.  

Going MENSA Again (A filk of Carly Simon's 
"Coming Around Again")

A TOTALLY tongue-in-cheek filk, as would be 
sung by some of our dear sibiliren who left us 
stating that we were a bit...lacking? 

K-Crew boils
Autumn spoils
Lauren's royal-ty
Lots of Nuns here
I'm didactic
They're bewildering

I think cybernuns are lame
And I'm tired of getting flamed
I'm going MENSA again
So don't mind if I snark and cry
You're not as cool as that nun that flies

You perv the readings
Don't have meetings
You blend the drinks up wrong
Then you do your homework
Filk some JT
Discuss TD* too long

I think cybernuns are lame
And I'm tired of getting flamed
I'm going MENSA again
So don't mind if I snark and cry
You're not as cool as that nun that flies

And I believe in Scully
But what else can I glean (from this list?)
You all treat me so mean

I think cybernuns are lame
And I'm tired of getting flamed
I'm going MENSA again

The End

*TD= Ted Danson

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