(To the tune of "Waterloo" by ABBA)


"FLOOFY-DO"

My, my a Floofy-do is what I remember
Oh yeah, and if they style her hair in quite
A similar way
Leave that hair gel on the shelf
The bounce will take care of itself

Floofy-do--I won't be cheated, I want some more
Floofy-do--give us back Season Five's hair of lore
Floofy-do--couldn't we just see a wave or two?
Floofy-do--a flattering style for that titian hue
Floofy-do-stop coating her locks with that dippity-do

My, my, they chopped it off when I like it longer
Oh yeah, and now in some scenes it fairly looks a fright
Is the hairstylist hittin' the booze?
Or is she just missing a clue?

Floofy-do--I won't be cheated, I want some more
Floofy-do--Looking at flat hair is such a chore
Floofy-do--I like a good cut with some style--that's true
Floofy-do--don't make me wish fondly for Season Two
Floofy-do--wearing a style that looks good on you

When your hair looks as great as your shoes
There's no way that our good CHarc can lose

Floofy-do--beautiful hair is of great value
Floofy-do--knowing that hair helmet just won't do
Floofy-do--bouncing the way that we want it to
Floofy-do--accentuates eyes of the clearest blue
Floofy-do--finally sporting a Floofy-do

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