The time: 2 am. The place: Chat. The song: "Hippie With a Banjo" by
Those Darn Accordions. Sibliren, I give you....

SCULLY IN A TANKTOP

Blue eyes peekingthrough a red-haired mop
Dear ---, it's Scully in a white tank top!
As she comes out of her makeshift yurt,
She's in danger of escap'n her shirt!
Squeezin' and-a shovin' 'cause there ain't no room,
Higher than a kite in the afternoon,
When she bends over to look at the sand,
I've got to lie down, feeling faint I am

Oh, have mercy on me
I'm gonna THUD, it's a Scully in a tanktop
It's like heaven to me
Kinda like when Scully gets to say "I told you so"
She's so pretty and free
I hope she wears the damn thing every single day, oh
Please have mercy on me
I'm gonna THUD, it's a Scully in a tanktop

Now the Dread White Blouse never gave me a thrill,
Every time she wears that thing she nearly gets killed
She should have kept the t-shirt and the hot little car,
A little flirtin' really could have taken her far
Spent a whole season in beige, I saw
All of these things still stick in my craw
But nothing compares to the joy I feel
When I see the Saint and her pecs-of-steel

Oh, have mercy on me
I'm gonna THUD, it's a Scully in a tanktop
It's like heaven to me
Kinda like when Scully gets to say "I told you so"
She's so pretty and free
I hope she wears the damn thing every single day, oh
Please have mercy on me
I'm gonna THUD, it's a Scully in a tanktop

Just when I thought this is the best thing I've seen
Here's anger dimples and a ma-che-te

Oh, have mercy on me
I'm gonna THUD, it's a Scully in a tanktop
It's like heaven to me
Kinda like when Scully gets to say "I told you so"
She's so pretty and free
I hope she wears the damn thing every single day, oh
Give her a thousand free,
I'll die happy, looking at a Scully in a tanktop
A Scully in a tanktop
A Scully in a tanktop

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