Please forgive me for putting you through this. I'm really 
rusty when it comes to filks. But the good news is, it broke 
my writer's block!

Unlike a Virgin (I'd apologize to Madonna, but I'm not sure 
she'd really care.)

Scully, you made it through six seasons
Somehow you made it through
Didn't see what the hell 1013
Was doing to you

You've been shot, I kid you not
You've been sad, you were sad and blue
And then 1013
Yeah, te-e-e-n thirteeeen
Kept your pantyhose on*

Like a virgin
You've been kept away
Like a virgin
They didn't let your heart beat
For anyone else

You must have lots of love, oh boy
Bottled up inside of you
Been saving it up for whom?
Kresge or someone new?

He's so fine and he'd find time
To treat you right, no doubt in my mind
And he'd take you out
Yeah, he'd take you out
Someplace nicer than the Hard-Eight Lounge...

And unlike the virgins
You'd be touched over a thousand times
Unlike a virgin
Kresge's heart'd beat
Next to yours

Oooh, oooh, oooh

The Detective's fine and in line
See the other's? Lined up behind?
They're here to make you feel
Yeah, to make you feel
Ready to unwind

Unlike a virgin
You'll be treated with awe
Unlike a virgin
You can show them
Your feminine wiles

Unlike a virgin, ooh, ooh
Unlike a virgin
Not merely implied
When you stay over, in their dress shirts, and in the same bedroom

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, baby
Go ahead, take your pick
They're all waiting in line!

*this is pure speculation, Sunseeker. Not a spoiler for TETDNSIN.

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