This is my last day of winter vacation, and it will 
now become obvious that I have too much time on my 
hands and need to return to my students, right?  In 
honor of my one year anniversary on this list, I've 
written a filk.  So without any further ado, here's my 
anniversary gift to the sibliren.

"Scully on the TV-Screen", a filk of Lou Bega's "Beauty
 on the TV-Screen"


She is the agent, the agent that we love
And we know she's a Saint
That was sent here from above
Everytime we see her, we just can't get enough,
She is radiant, she's exquisite and always, she is tough

CHORUS:
She's our Scully
She's our Scully on the TV Screen
-Yeah, she is!
And when you see her
She will make you want to thud or scream, 
You will thud, you will scream

She's our Sculleeeeeeeeeeeeeee, 
Sculleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
-Yeah she is!
She's our Sculleeeeeeeeeeeeeee, 
Sculleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Yeah, she's got shoes three inches high
And she's got eyes as blue as sky
We wish she would jump out of that damn TV
And hang out with us members of the OBSSE
There is nothin', no there's nothin'
Like that gorgeous hair
So sleek, so shiny, with that reddish flair
Yeah, when we see her, we just can't get enough
'Cause she is radiant, she's exquisite and always, she is tough

CHORUS

She would never ever ditch us
She can never skillfully lie
We wish that she could get some
From some good looking guy
She would never ever ditch us
She can never skillfully lie
We wish that she could get some
From some good looking guy

CHORUS

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