Weekend of RP 
(moment of weakness by bif naked)

For those of you still dealing with the shame of 
discovering all that RP you had for Our Saint, I 
present a repentant filk of Bif Naked's "Moment of 
Weakness." You may have seen Bif on her heavy-rotation 
MTV Buzz Clip or on this summer's Lilith Fair tour.

"Weekend of RP"
I checked my e-mail again
You wouldn't believe how many posts!
Someone's taking you to task again
It's a verbal "One Son" Scully Roast!
        Just a Weekend of RP
        I should examine my head
        Just a Weekend of RP
        I never meant a word I said!
I repent my dissing of you
From now on I'll save my moans
For the writers at 1013
And all of their "Quatermass" clones!
        Just a Weekend of RP
        I should examine my head
        Just a Weekend of RP
        I never meant a word a said!
(Bridge)
Oh, how could we have trashed you?
When my Sunday mass of nuns,
My dear saint, we know you are The Blessed One!
Oh, one more season and you're gone,
Left for movies and FX,
But in OBSSE fanfic you'll live on--and even get some sex!
        Just a Weekend of RP
        No ifs, ands, or buts
        Just a Weekend of RP
        We are all Ignorant Sluts!

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