Scullynemia (yellow submarine)
         
No, the truth is that this filk, which is cuh-leeeeean 
as a whistle, is for that special Sister who genially 
referred to me as a "hoochymama" whose filks are "getting 
racier by the post." :) So, here's a song that can even 
be sung at the Abbey school, and, for added measure, 
is even originally sung by four lads who hail from a place 
not very far from said nun's home. To the tune of 
"Yellow Submarine" (If you don't know the original,
ignore the sound effects etc. in brackets [].):

On the list / Where I'm a nun
There's a sickness / Runnin' amuck
But it's just / Another month
Until relief arrives / With any luck

Eyebrow arch / Red hair aflame
More SREs / We all await
For the One / To whom we pray
Our Enigmatic / High-heeled Saint

We've got a case of Scullynemia
Scullynemia, Scullynemia
We've got a case of Scullynemia
Scullynemia, Scullynemia

RP full / And self-OBseSSEd
We even re-did / The newbie test
No distractions / Are we left
[As the marching band plays, Jean Jean 
the Prance Machine and her Closeted cousins 
give us their best routine]

We've got a case of Scullynemia
Scullynemia, Scullynemia
We've got a case of Scullynemia
Scullynemia, Scullynemia 

[All those construction noises and commands are the 
ex-Prance-inators disassembling the prance floors 
stashed under certain nuns' beds in the Abbey]

Summer fun / And Autumn puns
And all the repeats / Have had their run
"One Son" me again / And I'll pull my gun
Show new visions of / The Blessed One!

We need the cure for Scullynemia
Scullynemia, Scullynemia
New episodes to end Scullynemia
Scullynemia, Scullynemia
Just Five More Weeks of Scullynemia
Scullynemia, Scullynemia

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