And what better topic than the OBSSE itself? Just because I love
this list so goshdarn much that I get mooshy sometimes. The song is
Hammer and a Nail; everybody think about whose filk this is and take a wild
stab at who wrote it. Ah, the joy of hive mind....
Oh, and everybody please forgive the grammatical transgressions of
the third line. Although it hurt my inner grammar policeman, I
sacrificed for meter. I do it all for you.
My Scully-Centric Mail
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After X-Files each Sunday
Checking me e-mail can take me until Monday
I ain't getting no sleep; I never do
As I page through my mailbox
I laugh so hard I need Maalox
And marvel at the intelligent postings of this bright and insightful
crew
(CHORUS)
I look behind to when I was green
when I still thought the jokes were clean
I've learned the acronyms since then...
Gotta get online, check my Scullycentric mail
Laugh till I pee in my pants
Next to OBSSE, other listservs seem pale
Now I understand, that all of the shows
Are about Scully's hair, and about her clothes
Someone starts up a thread, look at how it grows...
It was never my intention
To join the ranks of "focused", much less go to a convention
But I was gasping for mountain air, up in green Winter Park
We didn't get that much sleep in
but there was prancing*, Scully makeovers, and three feet of
Krycek *bleepin'*
Pancakes, lard, videos, and of course the group snark
CHORUS
Now back in front of my 'puter at home
Though the company's online, somehow the jokes seem lewder
And I think of all the friends that I've made, here at this very screen
This far-flung network my community
The 'net friend down the street my new X-Files buddy
Take a look at all of the good a little Scully can bring
Sister FortunateOne
*oopsie. Sorry, Chickie.
Author: Sister FortunateOne
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