Then I thought to myself, "Self, if we pictured Autumn snapping like a twig or like Scully in Field Trip over a post that said, like, 'who is skully? is she thzt bitch from xfilez? why dont she sleep with moulder, he iz sexxxeee. I luv you guyz!' and then laughed, should we share?' but myself was busy writing a filk praising Autumn to the tune of "Walking in My Shoes" by Depeche Mode. She even shared a snippet.

Walking In My Heels

I would tell you about the things
You put me through
The posts I've been subjected to
But Scully herself would blush
The countless lies laid at my feet
Flaming threads for me to stop
But I think your face would start to blush

Now I'm not looking for some sympathy
Approval for the things I do
But before you come to any conclusions
Try walking in my heels
Try walking in my heels

You'll stumble with my troutslap
Lose the same informants I kept
If you try walking in my heels
If you try walking in my heels

Most listmoms would frown upon
Demurity look down upon
The scapegoat OBSSE's made of me
But I promise now, St. Scully and list
My intentions couldn't have been purer
My case is easy to see

I'm not looking for a clearer conscience
Lots of suckups after what I've been through
And before we talk of any tic-tacs
Try walking in my heels
Try walking in my heels

But I decided that was favor-currying, so I had her stop.

Author: Bead

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