With myriad apologies to Harvey Danger and their song "flagpole sitta"


   fencepost sitta    
saw a movie, set in D C was about Scully and Mulder
he was about to kiss her   
then along came that Van Damn-ed bee  

on the other hand I can't 
forget about their wonderful friendship 
and when I feel that I might slip 
I climb up on the fence post for some company 
(shipper at heart, noromo smart)   

I'm not sick           but I'm not well 
‘cause waitin for      November is hell   

been ‘round the net readin arguments
whether the ship is floating or sinking  
me, I’d rather be drinking
Scullyritas & watching tv   

My friends all say that I’m OBSSEssed 
and worry that they’ll have to commit me  
but I've still got my sanity 
I’m only as focused as I can be, nonmovieword you  

I'm not sick          but I'm not well  
‘cause waitin for     November is hell 
I'm not sick          but I'm not well 
& I’m just glad       Scully’s not with Pendrell   

I wanna see sex scenes 
read NC-17’s 
I wanna see Scully  
get lucky, with whom 
I just don’t know. 
Am I a noromo?  
Am I a noromo?  
can’t make up my mind  
can't make up my mind 

  paranoia paranoia  
everybody's out to convert me  
or try to subvert me. 
I'm goin’ crazy taking it all in.  
hear the voices from both sides 
I swear to Scully, I’ll never be falling  
off the Fence, but those fanfics are calling. 
the noromos and the shippers, they’re both killing me (hooboy!) 

I'm not sick           but I'm not well 
‘cause waiting for     november is hell 
I'm not sick           but I'm not well 
and being a            fence sitter is swell

Author: Sister SpicedRum

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