"I Got You Babe" is now
"I Saw Tongue Babe"

   Nun1:   They say we're sick, an illness rare
           We're seeing things that aren't there
   Nun2:   Well I can swear by Jose Chung
           That in the X-Files movie I saw tongue
           Babe.
   Both:   I saw tongue babe.
           I saw tongue babe.

   Nun1:   They say there was no lip contact
           Before that Jean Claude van Damn Bee attacked
   Nun2:   Seems some movie versions have a flaw
           Since I'm real sure of that exchange we saw
           Babe.
   Both:   I saw tongue babe.
           I saw tongue babe.

   Nun2:   I saw passion, couldn't be missed
           I caught a glimpse of a French kiss
   Nun1:   Hey so did I!  Then it's true!
           Cause now I know that you saw it too
           So let them say noromo things
           They just miss out when naked Skinner sings
   Nun2:   Then raise your Scullyrita high
           No other explanation's gonna fly
           Babe.
   Both:   I saw tongue babe.
           I saw tongue babe.

   Nun2:   I saw tongue, there is no doubt
   Nun1:   I saw tongue, no need to shout
   Nun2:   I saw tongue, a bunch of it
   Nun1:   I saw tongue, lots and lots of it
           I saw tongue; I won't recant
           I saw tongue; it made me pant
           I saw tongue, and all must know
           I saw tongue, whoa oh oh oh

   Both:   I saw tongue babe (five times, believe it or not)


In honor of TBO and GA, who deserve All the Prizes, All the
Road Maps, and All the Tongue (I'm willing to forego my 
share of the last temporarily, at least, until I am in need 
i.e. I'm abducted, ditched, or ripped to shreds by CWHPB 
(Criminally Wrong-Haired Prancy Beeeetch) Joan Rivers

   Sister Bryn