"I Found a Vial of Ova"
(Tune: "I Had A Little Dreidl")

I found a vial of ova
Called "Scully, Dana K."
I put it in my pocket
And carried it away.

I stored it in my freezer
To keep it safe from harm.
But did not tell poor Scully,
For fear it would alarm. 

Oh, ova, ova, ova,
Called "Scully, Dana K."
I should've told my partner
Before the hearing day.

One morning in the winter,
The call I dreaded, came.
"Hey, Mulder, get on out here,
And tell the judge I'm sane."

So off we went together,
To tell that sorry tale.
I hope she will forgive me,
And not put me in jail.

Oh, ova, ova, ova,
My Scully's DNA,
Next to the frozen fish sticks,
You're languishing away.

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