To the tune of The Sweet's "Ballroom Blitz" 

     Ready, giz?   Uh huh
     Leigh Anne?   Yeah
     Beagle?       Yap, yap
     Well, alright ladies - Let's gooooooooo

The nights are getting so long, living with the things they do to me
Our dreams are getting so strange, we can't believe the images we see
I see Byers in the back, ready to attack, and Langly who's so full of fun
Frohike's in the corner, not to be ignored, cause he thinks he's
the passionate one.

      Oh, yeah
      It was electric
      Surprisingly hectic
      And we all started swooning
      Cause the guys started mooning

      Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

And people think we're gone but they really turn us on
And we shouted 'We love Lone Gunmen'
And you better not ignore us cause really we should warn you
That we all love the Lone Gunmen

       Lone Gunmen
       Lone Gunmen
       Lone Gunmen
       Lone Gunmen

Langly's all alone now, playing with his keyboard every night
Byers, the romantic, where we all dream of loosening that tie
I see a man in a suit, so short and so cute, with flowers for
you and for me
Can't leave them alone, gotta take them home, cause they just
make us weak in the knees

       Oh, yeah
       It was like fanfic
       With all of their antics
       And the room was on fire
       With everybody's desire