Partners or Ode to Vince
     (by Sister Steph)
     (to the tune of "Old Friends", by Simon and Garfunkel)

     Partners, Partners,
     Chased "Pusher" Modell with phone calls...
     A hospital gun fight took place...
     Tears on the pale cheek
     of St. Scuuuully,
     And the partners.

     Partners, Partners,
     Eddie Van Blundht
     was Mulder
     Almost got some nookie
     Mulder burst in, though
     The look in Scully's eyes
     (shocked and appalled)
     Unsettled Mulder,
     He's the loser
     Of the Partners...

     Can you imagine us years from today,
     Boinking the night away happily?
     How terribly fun to be unrestrained...

     Parters, partners...