Crazy Game
(to the tune of the very old song by the same name, 
 by the Indigo Girls)

Mulder: Crazy game
        I never should have started to play
        and now it looks like I'm DOA
        'cause this naked woman is after me
        and although I see
        a lot of her exposed before my eyes
        I can't tell if this girl ever dies
        and though this codpiece and glasses make me look tough
        this sword's not enough

        So if you're thinking that maybe 
        you'd like to come save me
        let me suggest that now's the time
        Though I may go wandering off
        I expect that you'll track me down, and it's true
        you always do

Scully: Just settle down
        Don't worry that this X-File's your last
        When I find that you have gone, I think fast
        I don a silly suit, grab a monster gun
        Fry that video babe
        girls like her just ought to be shot
        It's gratifying to shoot her a lot
        here she comes again
        Girl, you fry!

        After the way you behave, you
        expect me to save you?
        but still you know I will, because every time
        you may go wandering off
        but eventually I'd catch up - good thing, too
        or you'd be through

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