Cancerman
 (to the tune of Ozillene, by IG)


 Oh, Cancerman
 I think you're full of bull
 And it don't take a genius
 to break into my room
 His sister's long been dead, you say
 I answer you "that's fine -
 but your story's inconsistent;
 in fact, I think you're lyin'"

 I said Oh, Cancerman, I see through you
       (truly, you are more than kin)
 I said Oh, Cancerman, I see through you
       (a little less than kind)

 You say that Sam is not your
 responsibility
 and you talk as though your Man Pain
 permits impunity
 I point my doctor's fingers
 you claim you're a-ok
 but I know that operation
 can't wash your illness away

 I said Oh, Cancerman, I see through you
       (truly, you are more than kin)
 I said Oh, Cancerman, I see through you
       (a little less than kind)

 I know you think you fooled me
 confused me with your lies
 but you can't pull the wool o'er
 these enigmatic eyes
 So next time I see you smokin'
 you won't get off so free
 you've been screwing with my partner
 you're answering to me

 I said Oh, Cancerman, I see through you
       (truly, you are more than kin)
 I said Oh, Cancerman, I see through you
       (a little less than kind)

 I said Cancerman, I won't let you lie
 and the next time we meet
 your smoky ass will fry

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