Filking through the conspiracies of life

Filking Through the Conspiracies of Life:
"Nonsensical repetitive behavior is a common trait of mental illness."
--Dana Scully, from "Soft Light"

Last updated: 05.14.02. Find out what's new.
So, I bet you're supposed to be working, and you've instead made your intrepid way to this amewsing repository of song filks. They all have to do with the X-files, but you might not get some if you aren't in the OBSSE. That's OK though. They're grouped in categories. Just ignore the one down at the bottom and you won't be too bewildered. And I know, I know -- salad dressing jokes? What is my problem, anyway?
This page is rated PG-13 for language and innuendo. So there. If you have suggestions for filks or how to streamline this page, sign my guestbook (below). Thanks for dropping by!
NEW SPOILER POLICY (as of Apr. 02): I'm taking off the spoilers. Partly because I don't care, and partly because the show is, y'know, over.

Listings by Author
Archivist's Picks
Scully's in the House
Mulder's In the Thousand Island
We Drive Each Other Crazy (but it's a good kind of crazy)
Characters with Character (or, This Ep Is So Much Better After I've Filked It)
Warning: Tastiness Off The Port Bow
I'm An X-Phile & I'm OK
Sucked into the OBSSE

Terms Ya Might Wanna Know:
OBSSE: Order of the Blessed St. Scully the Enigmatic
PUNK: Loving way of referring to Mulder
TBO: The Blessed One, or (St.) Scully
FLO: Frohike Liberation Organisation. Their members are referred to as Melvigoths or FLOvians.
OBSSE: Order of the Blessed St. Scully the Enigmatic
SWILS: Straight women in love with Scully.
GABAL: Gillian Anderson Born Again Lesbians (tongue in cheek organisation devoted to GA)
BAWDY: Born-Again Worshippers of Duchovny's Yumminess.
THUD: What SWILS gals do when they see Scully
movieword (or non-movieword): refers to certain 4 - letter words you were gonna hear in the movie but didn't.
MC: Mature Content
VanDamn Bee: Well, it did interrupt that kiss. . . .

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Only a couple conditions: Run it through a spellcheck first, ok? And keep the profanity (which includes the Lord's name in vain) to a bare, bare minimum. Note our rating above. Thanks!

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