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Online Name: Lightbulby

Nicknames:Lycaon, el presidente, God, Do you work here?, meaty leg, stealer of livers, Light, Bulby, Squee666, Amanda.

Birthdate: July 18th 1881

Days before I can buy alcohol for children.

Status: Zzapp

Sign: Cancer. The diseased sign. If I had a tumor, I would name it marla.

Hobbies: putting phone stickers on my television, collecting burned out lightbulbs, drawing, plotting, collecting skulls, photography.

Favorite Animal Cats.

I have 2 cats, 1 ferret and a fish. There are some photos of them in the photography section.

Favorite Color: Purple, but I use green in all of my decorating.


My room is painted green, my desktop is green, I make green sim houses, my icq is green...

Languages I speak: English, gibberish, and I can say "My house is large breasts" in spanish.


"We" have also invented a language, we use it mostly to talk about things in front of people who would otherwise be offended. Like pointing out someone who look funny in public.

Likes: Bees, Skittles, light bulbs, farkedamoo, Ottis Toole, Ted Bundy, Spice Girls, Fashion, Team Rocket, utensils, peeps, furry art, surreal art, weird things in general, sharp claws, air heads (candy), Vulpix (a pokemon), Aphex Twin, prismacolor pencils, stickers, long hair, bumble bees, cadbury eggs, fur, oraglive

Favorite Movies: Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Desperate Living, Pi, fight club (I have seen Fight club 10 times in the theater), Requiem for a dream, But I'm a cheerleader (I want to decorate my house like that), Halloween, Edward Scissor hands, The Nightmare before Christmas, Snatch, the Never ending Story, Ravenous (it was very bloody and had bouncy music), American Psycho

Favorite Play: Helen, it has spooky hippies that act and sing, it is the only play I have seen since 8th grade. I saw it on the last night of burning man 99.

Dislikes: Trachial mites, comunists, fake hippies, wide leg pants, ugly perverts (atrractive perverts are ok), most dogs, jill, cat barf, bee stealing canadians,
people who use letters as words: how r u , or even worse: h r u?.. Its not like they don't know how to spell it, I can understand spelling badly, but using u for you is just being lazy. ,
middle aged men from the middle east who keep sending me "r u horny" and " 300lb/45/M egypt wan to cybr" type of messages., racist and sexist people, the new apple skittles, black licorice, being in the sun (I use a parasol when I'm outside), customers

Favorite Book subgects: Non fiction, psychology, biology, serial killers, comics, scary stories, porn, cryptozooalogy, fortian type stuff

Favorite Books: The thief of always, Schwa world operations manual, the Satanic witch, Scary stories to tell in the dark (the whole series), the medical book that got lost, It


Back when I was a small teenybopper type child I read a lot of R.L. Stein books. But I never read the babysitter club..I hated those.

Favorite Cartoon: Pokemon


I also like batman...but I hate superman, I hope superman dies.

Favorite Holiday: April 6th

Odd bone formations: I have no wisdom teeth, even inside the gums or wherever they originate from. I have atypical scoliosis also.

Fun with novicane:Last time I went to the dentist I had 14 cavities. My cat jumped on my face while I was sleeping, I had to get 6 stitches in my face. They injected the would with Novocain before doing the stitches and it really stung in a very painful way. Same thing with the Novocain when my front teeth cavities were filled.

Obsessions: Bees, lightbulbs, burningman, Pokemon, cats, furrys, weirdness

Piercings & scars:One piercing in my right eyebrow, and the normal earlobes kind. I have a spiral burn/cut scar on my outer right thigh. I have an iam thingy too.

Lives :In Minnesota

Hair : Purple, soon to be maroon

Eyes : Green/ gray mystery color

Job : Boring clothing related store type

Favorite foods : Skittles, croissants, coco pebbles, Stouffer's food, child butt, sugar with oolong tea, unflavored rock candy, I will soon need dentures, sugar, ramen, that apple and oat and cinnamon stuff, hibachis teriyaki chicken, Ketsanas fried rice (it has sugar in it), Ketsanas satays, reeses peanut butter cups, that's all I can think of right now.

Favorite Makeup : My favorite kind is the Dior plastic shine lip gloss (especially black, violet and red), I also like Lancome black eyeliner and foundation, and urban decay lip liner (I use bruise), and the red and pink with gloss Channel, I like Dior hypnotic poison perfume too.

Night or Morning person : Night, I am usually in a coma like state in the morning

Favorite beverage : Caffeine.

I cannot drive

Favorite Spice girl : Emma/ Baby

Tree? : Burn



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