Natalie Portman
Well, I finally found her, the woman of my dreams. She is exactly what
I have been searching for. First of all, she is beautiful. No, she is
more than beautiful, she is worshippable. Second, she is funny, and she
has this perfect smile, one that makes every bone in my body ache.
anyway, I could go on forever about how perfect she is, but instead I would
like to give you some details about who she is. She is an actress,
and although she has been in many movies, her most famous role yet has
been in the new Star Wars series as the Queen of Naboo. She just turned 18
in June of 1999. Of course, you are probably already thinking, how can I
like a girl that I haven't even met before. Well, that is the beauty of
it all. You see, I dont really know what she is like, maybe she is
snobby or slutty or anything else undesirable. But, to me, she isn't any
of those. She is perfect. She not only remembers peoples names, but she
actually likes talking to people, even the ones who aren't on the road
to glory like she is. She likes to do stuff, whether it is a hike, or a
bikeride, or skydiving, she is always willing to try. She wears very
little makeup (if you have seen Star Wars, then you know this isn't true,
but that is just for the actress part, in real life it is at undetectable
levels). She is religious, and actually very humble, but she isn't
always complaining about her looks or her weight, she is very comfortable
with how she is. She is a hard worker, and she is not afraid to get dirty
or lie on her back to get under a dirty car. She likes funny movies,
and a scary one once in a while, and she is very comfortable with the
idea of relaxation. She is very funny, and she enjoys a good joke, she
even likes to play an occasional prank. She is sexy, looks great in a
ballroom dress, and enjoys wearing a swimming suit. She likes to cook,
and she likes to eat, (this becomes rather tricky as she is a
vegetarian, and I love meat) but she believes others can eat as they please.
But, most of all, she is looking for a guy, one to spend her life with.
Although nothing has been specified, there is only guy on the entire planet
that is exactly what she is looking for. Soon, she will find this person,
but it may take a little time, and it will probably include an act of fate.
My prediction, is that in two years, whe will star in an independent film,
which will be broadcast at the Sundance film festival in Park City, Utah.
She will come, as many stars do, to watch the movie, but, late one evening,
she will decide to leave her hotel and go find out what Park City is
really like. Whilst she is traveling alone around the city, she will,
for one reason or another, end up stopping at whatever place I am working
at during that particular time, and we will meet and start talking, me
thinking that she is a traveler, but not a movie star. As it will end up,
I will ask her on a date, and she will accept, still not revealing herself.
After our first date, she will invite me to her movie screening, and we
will begin dating. She will eventually have to leave for the filming of
another movie (probably Star Wars again or something) but we will stay in
touch and continue dating. Luck will turn its leaf, and we will decide
to get married. Story of my life.