I have finally found the time to write again. Of course, choosing a topic is so difficult because I havent wrote about anything for so long. I have grown tired of constantly writing about girls, especially considering that as I look back, I am mostly glad that things didnt work out between me and the girls I dated. Most were... shallow. Both the girls and the relationships. Still, at the time, those things meant stuff to me. Never did I think that someday I would regret liking those girls, nor did I think that I would someday realize just how dumb I was. Which brings me to the topic of the day... headhunters. Seriously, is that not the coolest job you could ever have. BoB "So what do you do for a living Joe?" Joe "I'm and Electrical Engineer, I spend all day sitting in a warehouse designing worthless products for a company that doesnt appreciate me. But, I just bought a nice new Saturn."
BoB "Thats quite interesting."
Joe "Yeah, but when I was younger, I thought chicks digged Engineers, boy was I wrong"
BoB "How long has it been since you went on a date?"
Joe "Do you mean asking or actually going?"
BoB "Never Mind"
Joe "Man, how do you do it anyway, I mean, you always have tons of chicks."
BoB "Well Joe, I learned a valuable secret in college, something teachers dont teach. See, I joined a voodoo tribe on a dare. Part of the process involves killing people and storing their heads."
Joe "Sounds Risky."
BoB "Thats the beauty of it. Its all perfectly legal. Its part of our culture."
Joe "Like Amish people."
BoB "Yeah, with a little more blood. Anyway, once a month, we all go out and find our next victim. Although we would never do such a thing for monetary purposes, it does help to pick a rich one with a nice BMW."
Joe "Ha ha. So thats where you got that brand new car?"
BoB "Yep, runs like shes brand new. Plus, I get out to a lot of funerals."
Joe "Funerals?"
BoB "Yeah, the chicks are just out looking for love."
Joe "That would explain why youre dating the daughter of that famous man that disappeared a few months back."
BoB "Dont you know it."
Joe "So what can I do to join this exclusive club?"
BoB "Well Joe, youre in luck, I just happened to bring along my handy new book called `Who wants to be a Headhunter`."
Joe "Wow."
BoB "Plus, if you act in the next ten minutes, you will get, absolutely free, my collection of home remedies that was featured in Home Remedy magazine."

Anyway, so that got a little long. But, the point is that people are getting rich of tons of different crap. Why is it? Its because we let them. Did Bill Gates get rich designing software? No, he got rich stealing money from his aunt. Seriously, he got rich selling it to every schmuck with a personal computer (except for the MacHeads but that is another story entirely). We are giving our money away. Sometimes, we are doing it without even knowing it. What can we do? The trick is to not give away money. When someone asks me for money, I calmly and politely yell Rape and then run like mad. How does this all tie into headhunters? Well, actually it doesnt.

Dated 4/18/01 very late at night