Name:	Philip Xavier Mann
	Alias:	Pillsbury Mann
	Gender:	Male
	Accessories:	Cookie Dough, Glazed Donut
	Comedy Characteristic:	Fat, ill-tempered.
	Quote:	“Where’s my cookie dough?”
	Favorite kind of music:	Muzak
	Date of Birth:	February 28th, 1956
	Place of Birth:	Chicago, IL
	Debut:	The Evil Midget Oswald

Phil Mann, BJ’s adopted father, has absolutely no idea that both of his children are super heroes. He is a little bit slow in the head, and is a bit...um...husky.