In the fishy smelling factory of Sammen Eggs Inc., a smoked salmon factory, The Evil Dr. Sammen Hammen Eggs works on his latest evil creation. A giant piece of smoked salmon to do his evil bidding! The plan was perfect. The lox was made alive by Dr. Sammen's Animating Plaid Socks! (Patent pending!) Anyway, with just the wave of his hand, the Dr. could order the lox to do anything he wanted. He could have the lox rob the bank, rob a house, or even polka! That doctor could have that lox do any evil thing he desired! "Ha ha ha aaa!" the evil scientist cackled. "At last my evil creation is complete! I shall call him Loxx! Loxx, arise!"
"Ougg..." the creature groaned as it lifted itself from the table where it had been lying. "Hewwo," Loxx greeted Dr. Sammen. "Huh huh huh."
"Loxx, you will plunder the city, and destroy everything!"
"Sure. Why?"
"Because I said so, stupid!"
"I thought my name was Loxx, not Stupid."
"Get out of my sight, you imbecile!"
"Okey dokey, boss!" Loxx bounded out the door, fascinated by all the colors of the world he had just been introduced to. He swam in a lake, rolled over in the grass, ate a tree, and played with cars. When Loxx was tired of exploring this new world, he decided to do as the Evil Dr. Sammen Hammen Eggs told him, and destroy the town. He smashed a building here, kicked a car or two there, among other things. Pretty soon, the police force arrived. They were buzzing around Loxx's head, in their little armored helicopters. "Dumb flies!" Loxx yelled as he grabbed them and ate them. The helicopters were kind of painful to swallow, due to the spinning propellers.
"Ow! Ooh! Hey, these are kind of tasty!" He resumed destroying the city, but this time, whenever he picked up a car, he ate it. Whenever he uprooted a building, he bit into it. "Mmm, these are mighty tasty! Mmmmm." By now he was stuffed, so he found a spot without much sharp objects on the ground, and took a nap. When Loxx woke up, he found himself bound to the ground with fishing line. There were lots of little Munchkins dancing around him, chanting something like "Weay willay eatay theay fishay foray dinneray," and were poking Loxx with forks.
"Hey! What the heck are you talking about? You can't eat me!"
"Whattay areay youay sayingay?"
"Iay saiday thatay youay can'tay eatay meay foray dinneray!"
"Ofay courseay weay canay!" Loxx, now considerably angry, exploded in anger. He burst the fishing lines, and ate the Munchkins. The Munchkins he hadn't eaten's heads exploded, after which everything turned red, and giant sea monkeys appeared. The sea monkeys were just about to eat him, when he woke up.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Loxx screamed as he woke up from his horrible nightmare. "S-s-s-se-e-ea m-m-monkey-y-y..." Loxx mumbled as he sat up, shivering. "I had a bad dream," he sobbed. "No sea monkeys are going to eat me!" he declared confidently. "Nobody's going to eat me! I'll destroy the whole metropolis of New York City! Ha ha aa haaa!" Then, Loxx entered the city limits, and started destroying everything he could see. "No Munchkins will ever tie me down and try to eat me!"
Meanwhile, BJ Mann was watching his favorite television show, "Won In Space," an intergalactic sports show. BJ's watch started beeping. "Yes?" BJ said into his watch. "What is the problem, Chief Deadwood?" BJ asked his beeping watch.
"BJ, the city is being attacked by a giant smoked salmon stick. WE NEED YOU!" the chief replied.
"I'll get right on it, Chief," replied BJ, still speaking into his watch.
"Good. By the way, BJ, you don't have a watch like the Power Rangers do. I'm right behind you, you nincompoop!"
"Oh. Sorry chief."