Chris (the author)

Name: Chris D.
Alias: Sir Popping Fresh; Chris the Village Idiot
Gender: Male
Accessories: Stapler, Pretzels
Comedy Characteristic: Can make funny noises with his cheeks.
Quote: “Tubby custard! Tubby custard!”
Favorite kind of music: Punk!
Date of Birth: August 17th, 1984
Place of Birth: Iowa City
Debut: HERE

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