This is Adam Van Tassel, my God. He is 17. He's a Gemini. He likes me, wrestling, heavy metal, vampires, gothic jewelry, psychology, Rammstein, wicked clowns, sex, Shock Tarts, and good hair days. Adam's a perverted psycho, which only makes him more unique. Adam is my fashion and make-up consultant. He's my best friend in the world, and he's kick ass at being my best friend. The smartest thing he ever did was getting the guts to tell me he loves me. Adam speaks German very well. I think he has a Hitler complex. He likes to punch walls and beat his step-parents up. Adam hates kids, which causes a REAL problem for me. Adam's two most favorite things to do are to talk to me, and sleep. He's a juvenile delinquent. Once he got arrested for skipping school. Adam smokes pot. His mom buys him cigarettes. Adam wears jewelry, which makes him kick ass. He cries when we get in fights. No wonder why I love the little bastard.
