*Thank you for not smoking: Cigarette smoke is the residue of your pleasure. It contaminates the air, pollutes my hair and clothes, not to mention my lungs. This takes place without my consent. I have a pleasure also, I like a beer now and then. The residue of my pleasure is urine. Would you be annoyed if I stood on a chair, and pissed on your head and your clothes without your consent?*

~You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you, if you could know how seldom they really do.~

*Never explain. your friends do not need it, and your enemies will not believe you anyway.*

~If you leave, I lose because I don't want you to leave. If you stay, you lose because you are staying for a reason that can't be justified.~

*We can't all be heroes; someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.*

~You are where you are and what you are because of the thoughts that you have allowed to preoccupy your mind.~

*Never underestimate the power of human stupidity*

~I may be fat, but you are ugly, and I can diet~

*Those who think they know it all, are especially annoying to those of us who do.*

~A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light.~

*If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind, give it more thought.*

~Once you are real, you can't be ugly except to people who don't understand.~

*It is better to be silent, and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.*

~What do you do when the only person that can stop you from crying is the one who is making you cry?~

*I'm not being radical when I kiss you, I don't love you to make a point, its the hollow of my heart that cries when I miss you, and keeps me alive when we're apart.*

~The mind is its own place, and can make a heaven of hell and a hell of heaven.~

*Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity was framed.*