Some Pretty Funny One-Liners, and a pic of me as a clown...lol

Take a minute and read these puppies..lol

• Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
• Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
• The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
• All generalizations are false, including this one
• I'd give my right arm to be ambidexturous
• Don't use nig words where a diminutive one will suffice
• I want patience...AND I WANT IT NOW!
• The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up
• 3 kinds of peopl: those who can count and those who can't
• If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve
• If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
• If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

More one liners

one-liners page 2
one-liners page 3

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