No, this is not called the Turtle-Smasher because we killed live turtles with it, but we did drop it several feet onto toy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles action figures, smashing them into pieces!There was another time when Ben and I took the Turtle-Smasher to the town park, and we took turns lying down on the ground at the end of the slide, with our feet pointed at the slide. The other would then take the Turtle-Smasher to the top and let it come rolling down, then it leaped over the lip of the slide, soaring only inches over our nose. Talk about exhilarating! We also used the Turtle-Smasher to go bowling using apples as pins, we used it to catapult other objects dozens of feet into the air, we used it to squash condiment packets from restaurants, making a slimy, yucky mess, and whatever other crazy idea we had for the Turtle-Smasher to smash or knock down. The Turtle-Smasher totallyBends the Orange Metal! |
