AACLU - American Anti-Christian Liberals Union

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Creator of Darwin Awards Accidentally Kills Self

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LIBERALS VOW TO CONTINUE TO RIDICULE BUSH'S ENGLISH SKILLS --- "DEMOCRATS" ADDED TO LIST OF ENDANGERED SPECIES --- BREAKING NEWS: IT'S BUSH'S FAULT --- JAMES TRAFICANT CONFESSES: "I'M ACTUALLY BALD, THIS IS JUST A CHINCHILLA" --- DEMOCRACY TO FINALLY BE OVERTURNED IN FAVOR OF GAY MARRIAGE --- SAINT BERNARDS DISQUALIFIED FROM AACLU ANNUAL DOG SHOW FOR RELIGIOUS AFFILIATION --- AACLU OFFICIALLY CONDEMNS NARROW-MINDED CHRISTIANS, CONSERVATIVES FOR NOT AGREEING WITH THEM --- AACLU WILL BEGIN ISSUANCE OF MARK OF THE BEAST --- ATHEISTS PRAISE CHINA, NORTH KOREA PERSECUTION OF CHRISTIANS --- NEWS ALERT: HATRED OF BIGOTS AT ALL TIME HIGH --- AACLU FILES LAWSUIT AGAINST CITY OF LOS ANGELES (THE ANGELS) FOR FAILURE TO COMPLY WITH CHURCH-STATE SEPARATION LAWS

Woman Burns Bra
"For Great Justice"
A woman in Newport, NJ by the name of Beryn Proud began burning her bras, one by one, last Tuesday, in her own words, "for great justice." Her selfless and symbolic ritual is causing a stir around the nation, and many are already hailing her as a patroness of the civil rights movement. Read More!>

AACLU Revises the
Ten Commandments
In a surprise move that caught the nation off guard, the AACLU recently decided to allow the posting of the Ten Commandments in courthouses and other public places -- on one condition: that they be slightly revised in order to be more politically correct. Read More!>

President Eludes
Capture Once Again
Liberals were despondent Wednesday, when, to their astonishment, President George W. Bush escaped incriminating allegations once again. As he was being held in a locked room surrounded by laser-wielding guards and an alligator pit, awaiting questioning by a commission panel, Bush apparently managed to disappear. Read More!>

Hillary's Apparition
Signals 2008 Win
Several dozen apparitions of the blessed Sen. Hillary Clinton have manifested around various parts of the country. Most liberals feel that these are a signal of her 2008 Presidential victory. Read More!>

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Envy
A deceptive ploy to indoctrinate moviegoers with ignorantly altruistic messages of honesty and self-sacrifice. Do not watch this!

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AACLU Aids Hurricane Victims
By Finger-Pointing
The AACLU shares the pain and concern of those who are suffering as a result of the hurricanes that have recently devastated the Gulf Area. The AACLU has chosen to help out by offering the most important thing needed during this time: finger-pointing. Read More!>

Interview with Darwin, Asimov,
Others on Evolution v. Design
In order to thwart the injustices being wrought by the Intelligent Design community, the AACLU has brought together all the leading evolutionary minds for a group interview to see what they have to say in response to this issue. Read More!>

Total Renovation
of Nation's Capitol
Dozens of offensive landmarks and monuments plague the DC area, making references to God and religion, and trampling our liberties underfoot. The AACLU is pushing for a complete facelift of our nation's capitol. Read More!>

8 Great Liberal Hairstyles for the Fall

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