THANKSGIVING RECIPE FOR DISASTER
11-14-07
2 lbs Perkins (plump turkey)
1/2 cup Crenshaw (for tartness)
1/2 cup Leashore (for aroma)
1/2 cup Randolph (for clumping)
a dash of Ventor (use non-alcoholic!)
15 unsolved robberies
1 illiterate Martin (NOT the bird)
4 to 5 spy cameras (to watch you on the holidays)
a pinch of police officers (that's all we have!)
1 tbsp of paranoia (furnished with 1st ingredient)
Mix all ingredients together wearing protection.
Caution: Contents will be boiling, mishaps can be fatal.
**Garnish with Bond Issues and City funded trips.
Happy Thanksgiving
