Quotes
These are some quotes I've found and I like. Some are funny. Some are lighthearted. Some are serious. Some are just plain depressing. But such is life.
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- Hope is a waking dream. ~Aristotle
- He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife. ~Douglas Adams
- Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. ~Albert Einstein
- DICTIONARY, n. A malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of a language and making it hard and inelastic. This dictionary, however, is a most useful work. ~Ambrose Bierce
- But in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. ~Benjamin Franklin.
- If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. ~Mel Brooks
- What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? ~Woody Allen
- Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. ~Jane Wagner (and Lily Tomlin)
- I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf. ~Robert Bloche
- I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much. ~Mother Teresa
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