So, you may be asking yourself this very moment, "who is this Hannah? Why is there this fansite? And where's the official one?" Well, I can sort of answer the first, and the other two you can do youself. Hannah is a girl that lives somewhere in the San Francisco Bay area and is often featured in JeffreyATW's astounding animated work CAR. She's also pretty darned hot.

Hi, this site is all about Hannah. This site is awesome. Hannah is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1. Hannah is a mammal.

Blah blah blah, Realultimatepower jokes are almost as threadbare as the 'All Your Base' ones.

But, in all seriousness, this site is all about Hannah. Since everybody and their mom seems to have a fansite nowadays, it was decided that Hannah needed one.

"So, just who is this Hannah, anyhow?", you ask. Read the sidebar, you dolt. Oh, but, uh, anyway, the NSA has procured these surveillence photos of the subject:

Read the 'witty' alt texts if you want to know what those images are. Captions? We don't need no steenkin' captions.
 
There's not really much else to say. So, instead, here's some links:

JeffreyATW.com - In addition to being occasionally featured in CAR, Hannah once had a webcam in the... webcam section of this site, which is where the first two pics come from. Go check it out.

The Midgar Swamp - The third picture was pulled off the most excellent "LET'S GET OWNED" video from here. James apprently hangs out with Hannah every once in a while, so there's an occasional mention.

Jamevil - Hannah used to have this website, evildavis.com, but it's gone now. Instead, there's this blog, cowritten by her and some guy who wears a sailor uniform. Or something. Futher, blocky fonts and pseudocode are pretty tasty.

That's about it-- for now, at least.