the Eel and the Chops
as I slither over the liquid sidewalks, People stare and gawk. one man, uh... Harker, even goes to the extremes by trying to step on Me. this I will not take! I mean, stepping on My being is pretty mean. attempting to do it is just as bad. I pop up, like in some sort of cartoon, with my arms bent, hands straight, ready to start choppin'. Harker shrieks a horrible, ear-shattering noise; His mouth is open for about 20 seconds. a very painful, disturbing circumstance. I sigh. I cry 'cause my hearing is totally fucked up. I bounce up into the black sky and conveniently land on Harker's shoulders... with this being really hard to balance. I take my wobbly legs and start crushing his head. His shriek grows louder. ARG. SHUT UP!!! I snap his neck and jump off the body right before it smacks down on the cement.