Juggling
Here is a trick that I am sure that there are some people out there that have tried. Juggling, Now lets have an example. Here is my friend Lets call him J. He decides to complecate his alreay complicated life by trying to juggle women. Now for all you young and some old single guys out there that believe that this is a good or even smart move you are sadly mistaken. Even the best jugglers in the circus drop the ball eventually. Remember that women no matter what your opinion is of them are not STUPID. They know when the shit is going down and if you do get a dense one every so often remember they have friends and those friends know what is going on. You all would save yourselves a great deal of headaches by just being up front and honest with a woman or women. Some of them may be cool with it. But the one thing no one is ever cool with is lying or sneaking around.... SO in closing keep it in your pants or warn someone that your not going to keep it in your pants.
